Voice test. Homeless probably forever

[wild_witch]

So. You say you are tempting to...capture my voice. Tell me, clever child, how do you intend to catch the wind?

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[commonbrand]

...well somebody got hot.

Guess dying does a woman a load of good.

[wild_witch]

Did I?

[Laugh.]

Can you be sure of what you see, Warden?

[commonbrand]

Well seeing as you were an old hag at one point, a dragon the next, and now this...whatever this is...

I'm not entirely sure.

[wild_witch]

Your eyes often lie. Do not become so absorbed with appearances, girl.

Or uncertainty.

you saw nothing xD

[one_winged_demon]

With a bag of course, if the Greek legends are to be believed.

[Marctavious looked human but one thing Flemeth would notice immediately was the fact that he was speaking in a mix of languages she was aware of. Still they moved in a fluid and understandable pattern.]

[wild_witch]

Your Greek legends tell an interesting story. Are they half truths? Whole lies? Or something caught in the middle?

[one_winged_demon]

I can't really say that I'm sure. I know there is more to the world that humans or my own species thinks.

[wild_witch]

Certainly so. Why waste time on such fanciful tales when there is so much more to see?

shriek

[wildness]

[Uh oh.]

'Tis foolish indeed to attempt any such thing with you, Mother.

Morrigan my love ;;

[wild_witch]

But that does not stop them does it, girl? [haha] To capture a bear with a butterfly's net. Foolish indeed.

hiya, mom ;;

[wildness]

Perhaps they believe you to be as simple as those who are herded like cattle into the towers. That you are little trouble.

[A foolish, foolish thing indeed. Almost as idiotic as believing this very witch simply wanted immortality.]

Do they not know who you are?

So. How are things? Having fun with the Wardens?

[wild_witch]

Of course not, dear. Though they need only ask to recieve the answer. Asking is much better than groping blindly in the dark, isn't it?

Oh, yeah. Sleeping in tents, fighting darkspawn, encouraging dark rituals... And you?

[wildness]

Ah, but what if they believed you should be the one to tell them everything? I've had that trouble with this one, always asking questions and expecting such detailed answers.

Oh you know. Saving refugees to make sure I'll survive being killed by your friends.

[wild_witch]

Oh but I would tell them everything they wanted to hear. You are not the only one who fancies such fairytales, Morrigan.

Oh. That's...nice.

[wildness]

[Sigh.]

They are not fairytales, Mother.

I'm glad you think so dear. I knitted you a sweater along the way.

[wild_witch]

[Hahahaha.]

No. I suppose not. Legends hold but tiny grains of truth. So, legends then, since you are so particular.

Oh. Um...thanks?

[wildness]

Even your legend, Mother?

It has a unicorn on it.

[wild_witch]

Yes, dear girl, even my legend.

My favorite.

[wildness]

Then nothing you say can be considered truth. It is no wonder that you are willing enough to tell your writer everything; you will only give these stories and they will learn nothing.

[Hey, that sounds like something someone else does. Hmm...]

I know <3

[wild_witch]

Truth is such messy business. Everyone has their own version of it. They'll believe what pleases their ears.

[squeak_squeaker]

But...but you're not the wind. You're just a lady, right? [Kronk was a genius.]

[wild_witch]

Am I? Perhaps I am.

[squeak_squeaker]

The wind is kinda see through and... uh. Stuff. And it doesn't look like people. [Kronk was at least 60% sure that this wasn't the wind!]

[wild_witch]

Doesn't it? It is hardly fair to say unless you are truly convinced.

[squeak_squeaker]

I'm kinda confused!

Do you want a spinach puff? [Smiling his big, vacant smile at her. Everyone loved spinach!]

[hero_of_smiles]

Well...uh...couldn't she just, you know, record your voice? That would help, right?

[Totally not getting the point.]

[wild_witch]

Perhaps not? Who is to say. Is a recording truly me?

[hero_of_smiles]

Well....no, not really, it's just kind of a copy of you...so I guess not?

squee!!

[loyalshield]

Oh, terrific, just what we needed. I see you're still an old hag who talks too much, and that you haven't learned to make any more sense.

[tis_disapproval]

Of course, just what we need...