Bored puppet is Bored.

[expendedassets]

...I'm going to take so many issues with that title sweetheart it's not even funny. I take more issue with finding out just what your plans are.

Also what is it with your generation's obsession with infected? Is it maybe because you feel that way? A big shambling group of nothing struggling for identity but using what means you have for identity to further conform?

...What? that was deep. Profound even. But then again the world sort of ended before facebook could become a big thing for me. Although I'm sure that umbrella would have prevented me from updating mine just like they prevented Nicolai from updating his myspace page.

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[convoy_leader]

So you're here too?

[expendedassets]

[sup Claire] It's a hilarious story actually, but that seems to be the case.

[/concern] You all right Claire?

[convoy_leader]

Trapped wherever here is but what else is new.

...Didn't think I'd ever see you again.

[expendedassets]

What, did you miss me kiddo?

[Might be teasing, might not be.]

your writer have some kind of issue with you? [he takes issue with this. seriously. Claire is his friend. More then friends. An ally, a partner.]

[convoy_leader]

Not a bit.

[ Well while she had amnesia anyway ]

Not really.

[expendedassets]

I'm hurt. Wounded. [He presses his hand over his heart and withdraws.]

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll find something for you to do. there'll always be people out here who need to be saved. Just-look at all of them.

[gestures across dear_mun.] Dreaming of infected. [frown],/small> And just look at me. Mutant fucking clone.

[convoy_leader]

If that's all it takes to wound you, you're not the man I thought you were.

Oh I'm sure she will.

[expendedassets]

[He laughs at that]

So what happened after I died?

[convoy_leader]

Went to Arcadia, it was a trap, got amnesia, found my brother, took over Arcadia and killed Wesker.

[expendedassets]

Albert Wesker?

The albert Wesker? You killed him?

[convoy_leader]

Actually it was more Alice. She put a bomb on his plane when he was escaping and going to blow us and Arcadia up. Blew himself up.

[expendedassets]

...Alice. [He grins at that.] She's something else. He was always a sort of legend within the company. Scared the hell out of me.

Then again so was she. So did she.

...She's around?

[convoy_leader]

She's strong yeah.

...Might be. Depends on what's in it for her.

[expendedassets]

Did you see us in the new trailer? apparently we're married.

[Only he's not kidding when he thinks about that and his expression is one of disgust, then sadness.] Fucking Umbrella.

Tell me about this amnesia.

[convoy_leader]

When we got to Alaska, they met us in boats, put these things on our chests, I managed to escape and Alice found me later and removed it.

Couldn't remember a damn thing for a while.

[expendedassets]

...Shit.

...You all right now?

[convoy_leader]

According to what she's read, I end up back in Umbrella's hands in the next movie so I guess not.

[expendedassets]

...Well. I'm an umbrella clone.

[He studies his hands] apparently. an evil one and a good one.

[convoy_leader]

...Damn

Well at least you're luckier in the game universe, but then it seems like we all are.

[expendedassets]

Can you blame my writer for preferring it over others? although with the game I think I stuck with my UBCS team a little longer then I should have honestly.

[convoy_leader]

Can't say I disagree, mundane read the novelization of your game.

[expendedassets]

The pluses of me being me in the movies are my winning personality. The pluses of you being you...

...You sure you're okay?

[convoy_leader]

For now.

She's talking about bringing that other version of me around too.

[expendedassets]

That's the case my writer says that you can expect Birkin.

[convoy_leader]

...Is that supposed to make me happy? Because I gotta say, that does nothing but make me wish I had more bullets handy.