looking for a game... trolling me in the meantime

[bring_em_down]

I've always had a sense of humor. People who have near-death experiences regularly kind of have to have one. Nice of you to finally get that.

Before you look at a game, here's the plan: I'll get us both a cup of coffee, and we'll sit down and have a talk about Reed Richards. That'll make you feel better.

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[ofafeather]

You have a sense of humor? Really?

[bring_em_down]

Not the kind you're expecting.

[doesthemath]

So, she's thinking of taking you somewhere finally, is she?

[withnopowers]

...Hawkeye?

idk what any of my icons are for so enjoy icon roulette

[bring_em_down]

She doesn't have any willpower.

[ofafeather]

I'm not expecting any sort of humor out of you. At all. Ever.

[bring_em_down]

Yes?

Works for me! Yay for smiles \o/

[doesthemath]

Not a bad thing necessarily. You might find yourself somewhere better than home.

[bring_em_down]

You're not? She wasn't either. Then aliens happened.

More aliens.

8D;

[bring_em_down]

You mean less life-threatening.

[withnopowers]

[She lowers her sunglasses, peering over them.] You're...not the Hawkeye I know, are you.

[doesthemath]

Of course. Less life-threatening instances, less world-wide emergencies.

Most places keep us all busy in other ways.

[bring_em_down]

I don't know you, so I'm going to say I'm not.

[bring_em_down]

What am I going to do if I can't be pressed to shoot things? I mean, other than have coffee and relax for once.

that wasn't hawkeye

[withnopowers]

[Her lips quirk, slightly, as her hand falls.] Hi, I'm Hawkeye.

dsfkjsd I saw nothing 8D;

[bring_em_down]

I think we've already established who I am.

[Handshake?]

Alternate dimensions?

o/

[withnopowers]

[Handshake! Her smile widens as she does.]

Probably, yeah.

I'm number two. You - he - was...gone, at the time.

Re: o/

[bring_em_down]

What kind of gone? [Call it morbid curiosity.]

[doesthemath]

I'm sure you'd figure something out. There's not one of us who isn't resourceful when the situation calls for it.

...you're not actually hoping to be taken somewhere dangerous are you?

[bring_em_down]

That was a joke. But I'd like to stay busy.

[doesthemath]

It's hard to tell with you sometimes...but yes I can understand that.

[bring_em_down]

It's a dry sense of humor. Sarcasm, mostly.

[doesthemath]

Very dry, I see.

Meanwhile, do I even want to know what's been happening with Reed Richards that requires sitting down to coffee?

[withnopowers]

[Her smile fades. Well, she's won't lie.] He died. He sacrificed himself to save his team.

Then - reality got switched around, and he ended up alive again. But he didn't tell anyone. [The pride and admiration in her expression is a bit undermined when she rolls her eyes.]

[bring_em_down]

The world is ending in three places at once and he has a lot to do with it.