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about possibly being in two places at once

Hey there mundane, what's up? Lemme tell ya', living in this dream world place whatever is pretty awesome. All I have to do is think, or dream, that too, about whatever I want and BAM it's there! Tools? Yup. Mr.Drill? You bet. Enough bananas to make me hurl all over the suite!? Of course!

[Yeah well great. So I'm kinda thinking of sending you to someplace which is less lap-of-luxury-ish and is more wings, fighting and experimentation-y.]

Huh, y'don't say. Think they've got warp pads there? All they have here are tons and tons of mirrors to walk through.

[Please show a little more concern or something. :V]

Omigosh, if you're sending me somewhere else... But I'm also still here... That means there are two Pascals running around! No, wait, if we use the narikirithingamajigs then there are six Pascals up and about! HANG ON if there's one Pascal in each of these different places, and each Pascal has four Pascal narikiri dolls then that means there are... A kajillion Pascals!

[Somewhere, a Cheria screamed.]

It's like there's an army of mes! We could all use code names and talk through pigeon communicators! 'Pascal twenty three, Pascal twenty three, this is Pascal one, proceed with plan 'Alpha Gel-Mania Mumbo Jumbo, over' bzzzt copy that number one! Plan Alpha Whatever, gooooo!!

[...]

Hey wait, does this mean there's an army of everyone else out there too...?

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[> This girl is even loopier than a roller coaster. You wonder if talking to her is necessarily the best idea, but you feel oddly compelled to do so anyway.]

I don't know if "army" would be the right word for it, actually...

Yeah you're right, army just doesn't seem right. It should sound way better than that. [Hmm.] Troupe? Super troupe. It should be super something, anything with a kajillion Pascals has to be super. Or awesome!

I think they have to be in one place for any of that to apply, anyway. And wasn't that a movie about traffic cops?

I'll just have ta' call everyone together then! Maybe if I got Cheria to bake a kajillion banana pies that'd work. [Something like that should draw every single Pascal out of the woodwork.] Wassat about a movie now?

If there were an infinite number of Pascals in an infinite number of universes, then you would think that at least one of them would remember to take a bath!

[OH LORD.]

Aaah, F-Fourier!? You must know that if every Pascal out there took a bath then there wouldn't be any hot water left for anyone else. We're just being considerate is all!

Considerate?! Try telling that to anyone who stands downwind of you!

Oh, my head hurts just thinking about what a group of you would be like... why couldn't all of those little fractions add up to one girl who actually gets basic hygiene through her head...

Aww c'mon it's not that bad. I still smell pretty sweet for six days.

But y'know, if every single Pascal came together and we all started to kachunk kachunk on the same thing then that would mean... We would be able to make a ray gun that makes things fifty feet tall in under a week!

One bath a week is not even close to adequate!

... and not that I care, but how would you propose to even power such a ray gun? You would need an energy source equivalent to a Valkines Cryas for matter conversion of that scale.

But I just don't have the time to take a bath! Whenever it crosses my mind it's always too late anyway.

Well y'see, I figure if all of us Pascals get together and thought about it we'd just make the ray gun and worry about how we're going to power the thing later! We'll all think of something right? A kajillion minds think of a kajillion ways to power a ray gun will definitely dig something up! [...] Ooor we just slap a pipe on the valkines and the gun and wing it.

(They probably would come up with a solution that quickly, too...)

[She flips her hair bang.] I would look forward to seeing the results of that. But I get the feeling you would spend more time with your fellow Pascals playing instead of working.

[Yeaaah they wouldn't get any work done. Screw around and get the job finished at the last minute? Best plan.]

Can you imagine the intense rounds of Shot Cube you could get goin' with a kajillion people like that? It'd be like the Shot Cube championships or something, and the prize would be a life time's supply of banana pie.

Just what are you going on about, Pascal? You're simply being placed into a game, that is all. You do not need to think that hard about it.

[Because tsunning is the only way Hubert shows he cares.]

And I must admit I feel awful for the mundane that is housing you.

But there's so much to think about! Like if we all worked together how many banana pies would Cheria have to bake to keep every single Pascal happy?

Awwh you're a really great guy Little Bro! My mundane doesn't even know what to say to that.

[Because you're taking it as a compliment, Pascal. Please. Send help.]

Thankfully, we don't have to think about such a thing, because there will only be one of you. [Or so he hopes.

And now he will hold in his annoyance.]

That was not a compliment!

[Don't worry, Pascal's mun... he feels for you.]

Now I've got the idea in my head! Maybe there'll be some super rare materials there or whatever and I'll be able to make a Clonamatic 1000.

[No. That would be awful.]

Y'sure? You sounded so kind and caring when you said it, I'd almost think you were a whole new Little Bro!

[Thanks Hubert. The mun feels for you too, putting up with this thing the way you do.]

Perhaps there would be.

[Please don't encourage her Hubert, but with his cynical expression, it seems he's hardly taking her seriously. Or rather, he's just used to her tinkering around and just rolls with it.]

Perhaps I sounded caring because I worry for the well being of your mundane while you're occupying her 'headspace'.

[And he was about to say something about Pascal and 'painful finishes', but last time that didn't go down so well, and his mundane would make fun of him for it.]

Yeah! And you can help me look for stuff again! Who knows what sorts of otherworldy things they throw out over there.

[You mean to say he's not being serious about this?! Shocking. Pascal is completely, 100% srs up in here.]

Well that's great and all buuut you kinda messed up at the end there. This one is a guy. Close though, it was fifty-fifty!

Wait, you want me to look for things with you? I'm afraid you will have to find another helper. Then again, I suppose I can help you once in a while.

[Of course, always reduced to her right hand helper. Then again, he also doesn't complain too much when he gets to spend time with her.]

My apologies. My mundane was doing her best to keep her pronouns neutral, but it seems she screwed up.

[Because Hubert won't take the blame. :|]

Great! First trash heap I find I'll call you and send ya' in on a recovery mission.

[A shrug.] Meh, it's all good. Pluuus it's an easy mistake to make. I mean if you put on a dress and work that evil laugh of yours I'm pretty sure anyone would fall for you being a girl too. A total queen!

I am rather certain that no one would ever mistake me for a woman!

[That and he's pretty clear in what gender he is and wishes to be.]

You sure? I mean if you slipped back into that get up you had on in Cherry White then I think you'd make a great woman! Don't knock yourself down like that Little Bro, if you really try then all the guys will think you're actually Huberta, AKA Little Sis, in no time!

[Meanwhile Pascal just keeps rolling with it. If Hubert says no one would mistake him for a woman then that must mean he really wants people to! Logic!]

[Good thing he's rather used to Pascal's nonsensical logic. So instead, he sighs heavily.]

I honestly don't think that would be the case.

Well I mean they could totally find you out and shame you for it in front of everybody. Pluuus someone might even say your butt looks huge in that dress. But come on, you've gotta think all positive about these sorts of things!

I see absolutely nothing positive about this.

[How did they get on this topic anyway? Oh yes, his mundane. He will have to speak with her about this later.]

The positive stuff is that everyone gets to see you in a dress!

[And that would just be hilarious. For the muns, for the characters, everyone. Think of it like doing the a public a service, Huberta.]

Once again, I reiterate my point in that nothing positive will come of this!

[For himself at least. For his mundane? That would be amazing!]

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With the right account this time ._.

Wild Estelle appeared!

The wild Estelle ran away...

Dang...

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