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dahlia hawthorne. ([personal profile] hawthorne) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-18 04:57 pm

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Miss Mundane, as honored as I am that you have remembered my lowly self, I must wonder, is it really wise to attempt this after only one case? You may not remember all of my personality. It is important to be thorough in such endeavours, after all. Perhaps you would be better writing my keywords than pressing send.

...


Well, I suppose if you must, I will wish you the best and hope that you do well.

Yours Truly,
Dahlia Hawthorne
chiefdefense: (Talking about that little lady)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-06-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Dahlia. You're looking in obnoxiously good health.
chiefdefense: (She's the kind they'd like to flaunt)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-06-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I have no complaints.

[Apart from being dead, but she's a persistent spirit.]

Your act hasn't changed much.
chiefdefense: (Oh what a blessing)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-06-19 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't think you're broken. Really.

I would beg to differ.
chiefdefense: (and take to dinner)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-06-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet I gave it to you anyway. I'm generous like that.
chiefdefense: (I can leave her on her own)

No problem, I hope everything's ok!

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-06-23 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
And a serial murderess deserves everything that's coming to her.
chiefdefense: (Well she's never in the way)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's been so many years since I caught you out in your web of lies Dahlia, I suppose the evidence isn't as fresh in my memory as it used to be.
chiefdefense: (Oh what a blessing)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-03 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They do, change is progressive after all.

But you know Dahlia, there's one thing that won't change, no matter how hard you try.
chiefdefense: (She's got style)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-03 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No, simpler than that.

It's the fact that wherever you go and whatever you do, I'm always going to be around to stop you.
chiefdefense: (I never would abuse her)

1/2

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-04 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[You little...]
chiefdefense: (She's got style)

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay let's get some composure back here and... we're good.]

Still underestimating me, aren't you Dahlia? You'll never learn.
chiefdefense: (Well she's never in the way)

brava~

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2012-07-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
If only you weren't such a lousy student, maybe the lesson might stick eventually.