on the mun's blackrom preferences for fef

[cuddlefishculling]

... Piscest? R-------E-ELY? 38/
T)(at's t)(e STUPID-EST s)(ip name I've -EV-ER )(-EARD OF.

Comments

[speakveryclearly]

You Think Thats Bad
Try Christmas

[cuddlefishculling]

... W)(at?
W)(at would C)(RISTMAS be? You and - ?

[ She has a faint suspicion but oh dear if she's right. ]

[speakveryclearly]

No You Wouldnt Know
Theres
Theres This Human Girl In My Game
Who For A Litany Of Reasons I Wont Bother To List Has Earned My Undying Ire
And One Of Our Only "Friendly" Moments Before Affairs Went Sour Was At Christmas
In Addition Im A Jadeblood While Shes Human
So
If We



Red And Green
Christmas

[Talking about this to her maybesprit is so awkward. Not to mention she's bitter as hell about the bitch in question.]

[cuddlefishculling]

O)(!
Well, t)(at makes a LOT more sense t)(an w)(at I was t)(inking, glub glub glub. 38D

...
So w)(ere would "Mama's Girls" be? 38/

[ No no Kan remember sucks friends...... ]

[speakveryclearly]

Well Its Certainly Much Higher On The Scale Of Both Likeliness And Amenability

[Its Been A Long Time Ok]

[cuddlefishculling]

W)(AL-E, I was talking about on t)(e scale of )(ORRIBL-EN-ESS in naming...
Because we bot)( know w)(ere it's going to be on t)(at OT)(-ER scale.

[ The one drawback to Feferi's 38D emoticons is that there is no winky face possible. ]

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Well
Uh

[OOOOOOH MISS PEIXES OH MY]

I Suppose They Could Have Done Worse And Could Have Done Better
The "Mamas" In Question Are So Designated Out Of Misapplied Xenopsychology
But At Least We Are Both Girls And Do Have Custodial Connections That Are Important Common Ground

Quick Lets Try To Come Up With A Better One

[princeaihop]

[Creeping quietly in the background.]

[cuddlefishculling]

W)(at.

[princeaihop]

Nofin. [My, his shoes are very interesting.]

[cuddlefishculling]

W)(en you s)(ow up, it's N-EV-ER 'nofin.'

[princeaihop]

[... Take offense, or behave like a normal person. Take offense, or behave like a normal person...]

just
nice to sea you
bein
alivve
an stuff

[cuddlefishculling]

You know, it's R-E-ELY NIC-E to B-E alive. Being D-EAD gets really OLD after a w)(ile. 38)

[ It's not that Feferi doesn't understand the concept of 'salt in a wound,' she just doesn't give two shits. Not even one. ]

1/2

[princeaihop]

2/2

[princeaihop]

[He just kinda deflates a little.]

yeah

my inner shipper is crying

[cuddlefishculling]

[ oh ]

...

:(

[princeaihop]

. . .

[His shoes are just so interesting today.]

[cuddlefishculling]

[ awkward shuffle ]

...
Is t)(is t)(e part w)(ere we vent our frustrations by screaming at eac)( ot)(er and freaking out? Because it doesn't reely look like you're going to do t)(at and I don't want to start.
38/

[princeaihop]

. . .
i think id like to avvoid the screamin

youre the one that started talkin anywway

[ACCUSATION. The awkward is your fault Fef. Yes. ♒:|]

[cuddlefishculling]

Well YOU'R-E t)(e one w)(o s)(owed up!
Did you just want me to IGNOR---E you? 38I
I could start NOW if you really WANT. >38I

[princeaihop]

its not like that wwould a been any different from usual
you showwed up FIRST
maybe i should a ignored YOU

[cuddlefishculling]

>38O
)(ow is t)(is MY FAULT?
Maybe you S)(OULD )(AV------E!

[princeaihop]

maybe i WWILL
its not like i could havve been HAPPY TO SEA YOU or anyfin
no eridan only showws up wwhen he wwants somefin
lets bother HIM until somefin HAPPENS
AN WWHAT HAPPENED TO NO SCREAMIN

[cuddlefishculling]

W-ELL if you DO we'll ALL be MUC)( )(APPI-ER!
You can't say it's NOT TRU-E!
-Except you don't even T---ELL M-E W)(AT YOU WANT, you just DANC-E AROUND T)(-E GLUBBING ISSU-E like it's one of your STUPID GAM-ES!

And you START------ED IT!

[princeaihop]

maybe i just wwanted to TALK TO YOU glub
but NO
EVVERYONE wwould just be happier if i wwent off an DIED
an i did
SO GLUB YOU
GLUB ALL A YOU

AN I WWAS USIN A PERFECTLY CIVIL calm tuna
glub im leavvin