[someone's angry about last fate/zero episode]

[godsholder]

That man! How could he do something like that to him? I don't care what personality was he wearing as shell at the time. Angra is still Angra! He suffered enough! [Protective of her Servant, isn't she? How could you choke him and break his heart, Emiya Kiritsugu? You said you would accept him, you lying cheat.]

I know that wish result was awful, mundane. [A sigh. Karen and she know him better than anyone.] There were other ways to reject it without harming my Avenger.

[Not to mention her wish was granted without world destroying consequences. What now?]

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[godsholder]

Nothing like that. [She blinks a little. Kotomine's coat smelled to wine sometimes, but she never thought about it when they met in missions and were in the run for their lives.] I hope I don't 'stink' to evil because of my choice of acquaintances.

[puppy_lancer]

Hold on.

[And then he takes several deep whiffs of the air around them.]

Nope. You don't stink. In fact, you smell rather...nice.

[godsholder]

Ah...

[He's actually sniffing? Her reply is pragmatic.]

It must be my shampoo.

[Or the soap. Modern people shower, Lancer.]

[puppy_lancer]

[It was a habit he had managed to pick up during his years filling in for Culann's dog. He had slowly grown out of it, to the point that it was no longer a habit for his thirty year old self. But at twenty years old, he still felt inclined to do it now and then.]

Are you sure it's not a natural fragrance? It would match your pretty face.

[Back to flirting again.]

[godsholder]

[Was it absolutely necessary to say that, Lancer? She looks embarrassed.]

I'm sure. Sweat doesn't smell as good.

[puppy_lancer]

Oh, I don't know. Some peoples' sweat smells better than others. I'm okay with burying my face in a girl's sweaty hair, but when the other guys at Emain Macha start sweating, I just wanna throw them in a river.

[He's just gonna see how far he can push this.]

[godsholder]

If you don't mind, I would rather not talk about whether or not sweat is appealing.

[puppy_lancer]

Oh? Then do you want to talk about whether or not your fashion sense is appealing?

[godsholder]

My fashion sense is a lifesaver in my job. That's what matters. We can't wear a real armor like the knights of the past in this era.

[Defensive over her choices.]

Although it'll be nice if I could.

How long before he gets punched?

[puppy_lancer]

I wouldn't mind seeing you in armor.

...Especially if it flatters your figure like your suit does.

unless he gropes, not really.

[godsholder]

...Ah.

[He's actually flirting!]

L-Lancer! [Crosses her arms, self concious.] Those are unnecessary remarks. Stop them.

[puppy_lancer]

[Did you expect him not to flirt?]

What's unnecessary about appreciating a woman's beauty?