still homeless sob

[pipeweed]

Now, now Miss Mun. I am quite aware that one needs to be unhasty as often as one can, but in my most humble opinion you are, quite honestly, lacking the necessary haste when trying to play me. That is what you want, isn't it? Play me?

The urge is quite understandable, I assure you.

Comments

[iorhael]

I had thought that hobbit-sense and patience had caught up to you but it seems modesty has yet to set in.

[pipeweed]

Whatever do you mean, Frodo? I was, after all, being modestly honest - if I may say so myself.

[iorhael]

You mean the part where you assume many would want to be you, right? That, my dear cousin, is less modesty (honest or otherwise) and more likely wishful thinking!

[pipeweed]

Well, if many are smart, they should. I so happen to have a long list of very desirable qualities.

[iorhael]

Many have some sense, and that is the very reason most are quite happy not being you.

Oh? And what is this long list?

[this should be good]

[pipeweed]

Figuratively speaking, this list does exist. I've no doubt someone somewhere has compiled it.

[iorhael]

I think most have better things to do than make a list on one Meriodoc Brandybuck's numerous desirably qualities.