shakiest voice test

[iwillssskinyou]

So it's true what they say. Eeeeeverybody loves you once you're dead. Figures, right? You go through life just existing and nobody notices, nobody cares –– I mean, come on, I haven't even made it to international news yet and look at me.

[ He gives a theatrical huff of a sigh. ] Then you do something as ordinary and boring and predictable as stick a gun in your mouth and suddenly everyone wants to be you. [ Those last few words trickle from his mouth in a lazy sing-song. ] What's with that?

Point is, honey, I'm here to put an end to it. [ And now? Now he's all business. ] You. Can't. Be. Me. You're too stupid... Too normal... Like everyone else.

Nooo, I want you to stop before it gets out of hand. Stop before I MAKE you stop. [ Not that he can do much, but he doesn't have to know. Shhhh. ]

Comments

[tigerkiller]

I would have just-- shot him, for you, you know. [ Moran's fiddling with his lighter, a cheap, plastic thing, because he has no patience as far as keeping track of anything vaguely sentimental goes. He's only a little agitated, given the circumstances-- mostly just seeming put out, verging on angry. ]

And you could have, ah, I don't know-- left a note?