shakiest voice test

[iwillssskinyou]

So it's true what they say. Eeeeeverybody loves you once you're dead. Figures, right? You go through life just existing and nobody notices, nobody cares –– I mean, come on, I haven't even made it to international news yet and look at me.

[ He gives a theatrical huff of a sigh. ] Then you do something as ordinary and boring and predictable as stick a gun in your mouth and suddenly everyone wants to be you. [ Those last few words trickle from his mouth in a lazy sing-song. ] What's with that?

Point is, honey, I'm here to put an end to it. [ And now? Now he's all business. ] You. Can't. Be. Me. You're too stupid... Too normal... Like everyone else.

Nooo, I want you to stop before it gets out of hand. Stop before I MAKE you stop. [ Not that he can do much, but he doesn't have to know. Shhhh. ]

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[1_truth]

Of course I'm not okay with it! She's had me get sick, stuck with chickenpox, beat up, and shot multiple times. But there's nothing I can do except complain on here-even then, she just ignores it.

[iwillssskinyou]

Not very imaginative, is she? [ He hums a disappointed note. ] No, mine wouldn't be either. That's the problem. If only they knew how to be interesting...

Ugh.

[1_truth]

I wish she wasn't that imaginative so she couldn't find ways around the fact I don't, nor will I ever have a childhood fear. [...Sounding awful sure of that there Conan. Are you forgetting that you are a child?]