Mun recently rewatched Season 1 and things happened....

[looksfine]

I am curious about this process you refer to as "voice testing."

Are you implying there is something wrong with my aural configuration?

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[awayfromdread]

I believe they mean to imitate our voices so as to subject us to potentially embarrassing situations.

It seems your "test" has brought about mine. How fickle these "muns" are.

[looksfine]

Razer.

[Her facial features soften into what could almost be mistaken for a smile]

I do not believe they are programed to accurately portray the precise timbre and pitch of our speech.

What embarrassing situations?

[awayfromdread]

They are not programmed at all. They are mere humans with nothing but keyboards.

[Ffff why do you have to ask these things?]

It is best you don't know.

[looksfine]

[Because curious robot is curious]

Why is that?

[awayfromdread]

Because knowledge of these events will not help you. I cannot predict what your puppeteer will do with you, so there is no sense in... concerning you needlessly.

[looksfine]

You say you cannot predict the possible events to come, and yet you are certain this knowledge will not benefit me.

There is a flaw in your logic.

[awayfromdread]

[Sigh. Logic defeat whyyy.]

These events are called "memes." These "players" throw us into situations that are ludicrous at best and revel in our embarrassment or pain.

[looksfine]

[She's just going to give you a deliberate, unblinking stare]

These...memes of which you speak.

They do not seem to serve any useful purpose other than torture. Does that not go against what the Green Lanterns believe in?

[awayfromdread]

They are not Green Lanterns. These "players" are not bound by any kind of oath. They can subject us to anything.

[looksfine]

Then we must stop them, correct?

[awayfromdread]

I wish it were that easy. It is impossible to plot against them without them hearing our every word.

[clement]

In my experience, humans practice to improve skills they deem important.

[looksfine]

What is so important about our speech patterns that they must resort to abduction?

[clement]

A fondness, I think. [muses] They send us to "games"--places not unlike our homes, that may or may not have our companions.

I believe where I am is the same place that one of your companions has been sent. [Not Jordan or Kilowog unfortunately baw] The Red Lantern.

[looksfine]

So they greater resemble the Star Sapphire Corps in that sense, would that be correct?

[Her eyes widen a fraction at the mention of her 'companion', in an expression that one might almost mistake for delight]

Razer is with you?

[clement]

Yes. [he smiles] The more I learn across universes, the more I am reassured that the most important things remain the same.

He arrived not long ago, yes, to capeandcowl. I'm certain he would be thrilled to see you. [don't be too certain Walker, not everybody is unbearably chill space hippie on the outside] And I know that my mun would be equally thrilled to see you. [that much is true]

[looksfine]

What things would that be?

[A nod]

My mun is familiar with your game, it would seem, as she is already a member. Though I believe my fate regarding such a placement has yet to be decided.

[righteous_rage]

The problem is theirs, not yours, Aya.

[looksfine]

Then what is to be my role, precisely?

[righteous_rage]

[ His tone is very bitter, but there is the vaguest hint of worry - for her, obviously, not for himself. ]

We are expected to simply follow orders.

[looksfine]

[She recognizes the hint of emotion showing in his eyes, but does not yet understand what it means.]

Memory archives indicate that subordination is not guaranteed in your case.

[righteous_rage]

I wouldn't be in this situation if I had a choice.

[looksfine]

Then you have been captured as well.

But I am confident Green Lantern Hal Jordan and Green Lantern Kilowag will take note of our absence and respond accordingly.

[righteous_rage]

Then they would end up just like us. There is no need for the four of us to go through this.

[looksfine]

Would not our chances of escape increase with greater numbers?