apping to Dirty Vegas

[gentleman_sexfiend]

Bored human mun,

So I see you're considering to put me in a game? How interesting.


...Hmm? What do you mean you're not considering? ..Oh, I see, you've made up your mind and you actually will put me in a game?


My my, this is simply interes-

Okay I'm done. To be honest, I don't give a bloody damn. Do what you want, as long as I can feed. You wouldn't want me to go hungry, now would you, pumpkin?

[Proceeds to murmur something in Latin.]