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[notofasgard]

 And what a fantastic job you've been doing so far. 
Thank you for that, Mun.

I aught to have your head for you being so utterly dense.
It will not happen again. This is not up for debate.
So cease your pathetic excuses, mortal, and get to work.

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[terraformagica]

Aw! It's nice that you're looking out for your mun!

[ read: this one's even more dense ]

[notofasgard]

I am a generous God, after all.

[terraformagica]

Oh-- a god?

[blots]

Such disdain.

[notofasgard]

[ What. ]

Spare the rod, as they say.

[blots]

I suspect you disdain us mortals so much because you fear you are as pathetic as we are.

[fervidus]

Do be easier on him. It must be quite a chore having such a mewling little thing in his head.

Throwing tantrums. Making idle threats.

[notofasgard]

Mewling, she says. [ Moment. ] That sounds familiar.

[fervidus]

A child indeed. Does he need a lesson upon grammar and word choice now?

[lunging]

Do not insult Sif.

[Seriously, she's the best bro ever (usually). Also, hi you crazy bastard, etc. etc.]

[notofasgard]

Fandral.

[lunging]

Obviously.

[fervidus]

I can handle him, Fandral.

[Though she does appreciate.]

He has but words to sting me. I have more then that.

[lunging]

[STFU SIF HE WILL NOT HEAR A WORD AGAINST YOU!!!]

Violence is not a proper resort, Sif.

[xperymentale]

Mun stepping out of line?

[notofasgard]

As they tend to.

[xperymentale]

Of course, they're only human.

[ladying]

Do elaborate.

[notofasgard]

[ Interesting. Watch him not answer your question. ]

How fairs the opposite side?

[ladying]

[There was no question mark, it's okay.]

The opposite what? The opposite sex? There is no need to skirt around the issue. I find it suits my needs.

[scoffing]

You do realize they will not listen.

[notofasgard]

Oh, they will. In time they will see it far more beneficial for them to do so.

[scoffing]

Your stubbornness will get you nowhere, Loki.

[ yawn. ]

[amoral_enchanting]

Does that approach work on your mortal?

[notofasgard]

[ It will work, but more importantly: ]

Amora, my dear and lovely enchantress. Where have you been?