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[fuckingraptor]

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[ That is very rude, mun. You know dinosaurs can't type. Being a tasty pink meat-sack, you should watch yourself. ]

Comments

[sciencewhizard]

[ Woah, talk about a weird typist. Did this guy have a cat tap dancing on his keyboard? ]

Ever hear of spell-check?

[fuckingraptor]

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[ PUNY MAMMAL. I TYPE LIKE A KING. ]

[sciencewhizard]

[ IMPOSSIBLE. DINOSAUR KING'S ARMS ARE TOO TINY TO REACH THE KEYS. ]

We are getting you Mario Teaches Typing.

[fuckingraptor]

[ EXCUSE YOU, I CAN OPEN DOORS. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF MY KIND IN JURASSIC PARK. ]

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[sciencewhizard]

[ BUT T. REX HAS REX IN HIS NAME. The mun is just using me as a mouthpiece for his asshattery. ]

Really? You like the idea? Great!

[fuckingraptor]

[ Is that not the fallacy of our kind here? ]

CKMXKMXKMXDODSFJOJDJOSZDJOXZDSZJO

[ Gonna cut you so bad. ]

[safe_guarding]

Is that code? Do I need a decoder?

[fuckingraptor]

[ You need to come a little closer so we can talk about it in person. ]

[safe_guarding]

[Mun would like you to know - in regards to an above comment (and because the Mun is a DORK) - the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park are actually Deinonychus, which explains their...ahem...impressive size. Velociraptors were much smaller.]

Seems like a trap.

[fuckingraptor]

[ This mun can assure your mun that dinosaurs are, indeed, an area of interest. If we were being realistic, the preferred dinosaur would be Deinonychus, which is actually what Jurassic Park was originally basing the Velociraptors after giving the different in girth and skull-structure (as Velociraptors have a much more slender snout and less wide head), but the discovery of Utahraptor was made during the production of the film. It was almost serendipitous. Deinonychus generally reach a height of only about 3 feet. Also members of the Dromaeosauridae were thought to be covered in feathers.

But for the sake of LOLs we are suspending disbelief and saying that Raptors can keysmash on computers as well.

So says my mun, as being a dinosaur, I have limited knowledge of fossil records and movie production. Mun likes talking dinosaurs with people who also like dinosaurs, though. ]

...

[ So not a trap. We're a gentle species. Come closer. ]

[nobodysweapon]

*Sniff* ...Leather boots.

[fuckingraptor]

[ Sniff.

Second breakfast. ]

This can only end with badass violence. CUE MUSIC

[nobodysweapon]

*SNIKT!*

*Weapon X has been to the Savage Lands a lot of times, so he's probably killed one before. X-23 hasn't, and she's never seen a live dinosaur before. She's hoping to see a dead one soon, to fill out another check in her dad's footsteps.*

Calling Spielberg BRB

[fuckingraptor]

[ He's seen plenty of live humans before.

He's never seen the same one twice.

Can he do this without the assistance of his pack? There's only one way to find out. ]

Just don't call Bay, we don't have insurance for explosion damage.

[nobodysweapon]

*Who are you calling human lizardface?*

*You rely on a pack, she fights solo, and she's very good at it. Her claws are sharper than yours too. She... isn't as good with dinosaur anatomy, so she will have to estimate where to stab.*

*It will be a learning experience, like dissecting a frog in school.*

[boomofo]

[staying a very, very good distance away with his sniper rifle drawn (not that it would help)]

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE AMUSED THE BITCH-MUN.

[looks up to the sky]
NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, WOMAN!!

[fuckingraptor]

[ Tilts head towards noise. Lots of noise.

This noise sounds DELICIOUS. ]

[boomofo]

Oh HELL no.

[backing off, slowly...]

[vampirekiller]

What kind of being are you?!?!

[fuckingraptor]

[ Just peek in the computer lab as he chews on the monitor. ]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

This typing is awful.

[fuckingraptor]

[ This wolf is scrumptious. ]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

[This wolf is about eight-feet tall, on two legs, and can hurl a car.]

Hey! Stop that.

[resolvere]

[Calm yourself, Mister Raptor, Mother is here to teach you the ways of the keyboard. Her new bestie is an alien from the moon with future technology, after all, this will be easy.

...oh dear.

His claws are not a match for this machine. The poor thing.]

[nubbybastard]

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK? SERIOUSLY! WHO EVEN GAVE YOU A FUCKING KEYBOARD?!

[reigninginstars]

Clever girl.

[pterosaur]

I hear ya. If it's really important, you could try it with a stick in your teeth, but they don't make keyboards very big.