Because Never Cry Werewolf is practically Fright Night I SWEAR

[socoolbrewster]

Fuck you, STEVE. With your piercings and your stupid hair. What, do you think that makes you look like a badass, that whole...punk thing?

You'd better fucking die after this or I'm ripping your throat open myself. This is fucking bullshit.

I'm not some lovesick emo wannabe werewolf puppy, you cunt. Stop saying we're the same, we're NOT.

I didn't lock myself in the bathroom like some kind of pussy so I wouldn't kill anybody. I rock this, he just needs to be put out of his misery already.

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[charring]

Don't hold back, sweetheart. Tell us how you really feel.

[socoolbrewster]

Oh, ha. Funny.

I'm SERIOUS here. This is fucking ridiculous.

He's following her around now, like some kind of pathetic mutt.

[charring]

I know. It sounds idiotic as hell. Gimme a few days and we can vent together about how it's a hugely blatant rip off of your life. There might even be fire.

[Less sarcasm. This is more genuine.]

[socoolbrewster]

FETCH, McGee. There is fetch going on. And he's not even a decent fucking wolf, he's like a fucking troll.

And I'm pretty sure the guy who's supposed to be Jerry's gonna fuck Brewster.

They're using actual dialogue. I'm so beyond done. Make. It. Stop.

I can't tell if Brewster's gonna come or scream right now, I shit you not.

[charring]

[Please don't hate your girlfriend, Ed. Please remember during the next few minutes of her laughing that she loves you. Because she can't do anything but.]

[socoolbrewster]

[he's just going to continue to glower. Don't mind him. NOT FUNNY.]

[charring]

[Charlie uses Distracting Kisses!] I'm sorry, Ed. I'm done laughing. I promise. I do agree with you, that movie sounds ridiculous.