Voice Test and Muse Rage

[beretspin]

Ha! Like, mun, who do you, like, think you even are? Kidnapping people is, like, totally uncool, so why don't you, like, just switch off your internet and get a life?

[...What?]

I'm just, like, kidding, mun. I'd totally never say mean stuff like that, even though you're, like, the biggest pain in the ass since that Mr. Jenkins guy. Y'know, the dentist?

[...I-i'm a pain in the ass?]

I was just, like, kidding! Making a joke, y'know? You really need to, like, lighten up, or something.

Comments

[safe_guarding]

I almost want to ask how a dentist can be a pain in the ass.

[beretspin]

Uh, he was, like, totally mean...?

[safe_guarding]

Oh I see. That is a problem.

[Her mun is the one who told her about dentists.]

Why bother going to him, then?

[beretspin]

Wait, Mr. Allen wasn't a dentist... He was one of those thingies... Uh... Like... A lawyer. Yeah, he was, like, totally a lawyer and he asked all these, like, really annoying questions even though I totally didn't know anything.

So, I, like, wasn't going to him, he was, like, coming to me.

[Nod, nod. This girl is clearly a genius.]

My head, like, is starting to hurt, so can you, like, stop asking me things, now?

[safe_guarding]

[...o_o...O____O] I don't think a lawyer and a dentist are anything alike. But...

If you say so.

[What.]

I'm sorry. [She has less complicated questions to ask, but...never-mind. Have some tea.]

[beretspin]

Well it doesn't really matter what you think, does it?

[...Wait, what?]

I mean, like, thanks for the tea! I hope it'll, like, help with my headache.

[Well, apparently she's back to being cutesy, so... she'll just drink her tea, now.]

Fucking cheap tea...

[Did she just mumble something?]

This is, like, totally nice tea! Like, thanks, again.