dear_mun | test driving the new(?) muse... (canon: the pretender)

Okay, listen up, kid. You can jack me around all you want in these little playgrounds but don't you even think about letting it be more than that. We're not friends even if I happen to be stuck in your head right now, and I'm definitely not letting myself be put out there to be a pawn in your little games. I have a lot more on my plate right now than your pathetic little "hobby," and I'd really like to clean up what I've got going on so I can get back to my life.

And by the way? Two days of watching my story after you haven't given me a thought in six years does not make you an expert. So don't start thinking this is anything permanent.

Now go away.