about entranceway's move, kinda

[itsahotone]

Oh my god. Look, everyone knows you want Brittany to show up. You can stop announcing it everywhere when they don't care! I mean seriously, you think I don't want her there?

And you never stop whining about the canon label thing! I bet nothing would make you happy anyway, sadist. I'm surprised you didn't go with the drawing of Britt's cat as my stupid so-called 'present' just to annoy--

Excuse me? Uh-uh, no. No, it's too late; you can't do it now! It's been a freakin' month! Just go back to the meme and leave me the hell alone.

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[an_antspants]

You really miss me that much? I miss you too, Santana. But where did you go?

Do you want a picture of Lord Tubbington? I'll draw one for you.

[itsahotone]

Ugh, I'm in this incredibly lame place called Wonderland. We're stuck there and everyone I know keeps leaving.

...You were actually there once.

[Siiiide-stepping the cat drawing question, la la.]

[an_antspants]

Wonderland? Do you, like, live in a castle?

[itsahotone]

A mansion, actually. There are magic closets and stuff so it's not all horrible, but...

[But she misses Brittany. :c ]

[an_antspants]

That's so cool.

[ :< Poor Santana. The mansion sounds awesome to Britt, but Santana doesn't sound very happy.]

Why do you look so sad?

[itsahotone]

I miss having you around. I mean, obviously I'm the hottest person there and everyone loves me, but it's not the same without you. Kurt's fun sometimes, and Puck's less annoying than I remember back home, but... [Shrug.] You're way better.

[an_antspants]

I miss having you around too. But like, I just saw you this morning. I don't understand any of this.

But I'm totally here now, right? So you don't have to miss me anymore, Santana. [She reaches for her hand and gives it a squeeze.]

[itsahotone]

Yeah, it's really weird. It's like...we're kinda in two places at once. So I remember everything from home when I'm here, but in Wonderland the last thing I remember was when we were practicing for that lame alcohol awareness thing.

[She's been squeezing Brittany's hand back the whole time she was talking, of course.]

[an_antspants]

But I don't even have a time machine. [Poor Britt's just plain confused. Clearly a time machine is the only logical solution.] That's just weird. And cool. If we're in two places at once, does that mean you've still been getting your sweet lady kisses?

[She smiles. More hand-squeezing, yay!]

[itsahotone]

[Santana smiles.] Guess it does.

But then I go back there and I don't actually remember that. You should come back with me.

[Not that it...works like that, but she wishes it did.]