This being a Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad, No Good Month

[beeboxer]

KWRRRRRRRschtFWREEEEEEEtrjjrrrrEEEeeoooTRNNNNNNchk


[Loosely translated: 'FRAG YOU']

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[The little scout is cursing. Wheeljack is so proud of you.]

Take it you've been pretty busy, kid.

[beeboxer]

[Pfft, Ratchet taught him everything he knows!

...Probably not everything RATCHET knows, though]

KWRRRRSSSHHHHHTfwrrrHRNNNNNNNNN

[Fraggers throwing themselves under my wheels, SLAGGING DRIVER'S TRAINING, glitcheaded AI, being BABYSAT, what in the PIT-]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Easy there, tiger. You're gonna wear out that vocoder of yours. Didn't think you had the chops to pull off that kinda language.

[Hearty shoulder slap.]

Now what's this about...uh...everythin'? Doc put you up to this?

[beeboxer]

[Bee stumbles forward, but now that his tirade has been started, he's not about to stop anytime soon]

kWSSSSHvvvvvvvvvvvvHRnnnKWEEEMMMMooooCHZXT

[Someone thought it would be funny for me to run them over. And now I'm in trouble over EVERYthing

Leaving out about...half the month's activities.]

/not sorry

[kingofthetvworld]

It's cause you didn't make the honey, isn't it?

/never sorry

[beeboxer]

[why]

chk

[kingofthetvworld]

Hey, don't get mad at me. Not my fault you turned all evil.

[beeboxer]

KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[did not!]

[uncannyvalley]

frnfhrkEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you a modem can i use you to get to a BBS

[beeboxer]

chk. FWRRRchzzzxcht

[No. You can use me to get traffic citations

Nooooot bitter at all]

[uncannyvalley]

And you can use me to get creepy Japanese fanboys!

You've got it easy.

[beeboxer]

[SCUZE YOU. Easy? EASY?

He's on the verge of being sent to ROBOT KINDERGARTEN.

Either that or GROUNDED FOREVER.]

[totalhammertime]

With all the organics you keep hittin' what do you need us Decepticons around for?

You'll probably take em all out yourself.

[Snicker]

[beeboxer]

[totalhammertime]

You could always make a game of it.

Ten points if you run over the ordinary ones, and thirty points if you hit the freaks.

[beeboxer]

[blackbeltsinjetjudo]

Awwwe, want us to help you sneak out, Bee? 8D

We're excellent at causing distractions. You hide, we'll distract Ratchet, and you run while he's not looking!

[beeboxer]

kWRRRRRRchzzzzxt?

[And go WHERE?

It's not that he doesn't appreciate it. Really. It's just there's kinda limited SPACE around here]

[blackbeltsinjetjudo]

[.........Ok, so they hadn't thought that far ahead. Still.]

Iunno. Racing around? Goofing off? Doing something fun with your hour of freedom? [shrug]

It's what we always do, anyway.

[deusexraf]

...Bee?

[beeboxer]

[...And this is the point where Bee remembers that Optimus miiiight have a reason for not liking all the swearing...]

kwch...hwrrrrZZZZnnnnfwrrrt

[It's been...a long month. The memes haven't helped.

Let's pretend those are simply Cybertronian phrases that don't translate. Yes.]

[deusexraf]

[IT'S THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER HEARD YOU BEEP AND IT ACTUALLY BE A BEEP

so have Raf just tilting his head...before coming on to put a hand on your armor.

:C]

Are...you gonna be okay?

[deadlydoctor]

Someone's a bit tense today.

[beeboxer]

[I'm sorry, did you say something? Bee couldn't hear you over the sound of his guns warming up]

[deadlydoctor]

[Well, well, well..this got dangerous really fast.]

Jumpy, aren't why? You are in a bad mood, I can tell.