Sounds like someone's jealous! (canon is Xiaolin Showdown)

[greasemonkey]

MUN!

Come on, you can't seriously be thinking about this now, can you? We had such a great setup! We were going to find some game to throw me into, it was gonna be great!

I can't believe you're giving all of this greatness up for that... other guy.

He lives in a cave, mun.

A cave.

I don't care if he has super nature magic or whatever, he's still a complete loser. You could do much better.

With me.

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[twice_banished]

Sounds like your mun passed you up. Hurts, huh?

[greasemonkey]

Just about. She's been doing nothing but think about his 'face claim issues' for days.

[twice_banished]

About his 'face claim issues'? What does that even mean?

[greasemonkey]

I don't know! She keeps looking at pictures of these random guys!

...Are girls supposed to do that...?

[twice_banished]

...How should I know?

Sounds like your mun is just random and stupid.

[greasemonkey]

I could've told you that with my eyes closed!

[twice_banished]

...What do your eyes have to do with talking?

[greasemonkey]

...N-nevermind!

[Nice one, Jack.]

[twice_banished]

Perhaps she passed you up because you're simply not strong enough.

[greasemonkey]

No way, I am totally strong...

[twice_banished]

Then prove it.

[greasemonkey]

How?

[twice_banished]

How else would you prove your strength? Fight me.

[greasemonkey]

...Right now?

[twice_banished]

No, next tuesday...

Of course right now!

[greasemonkey]

Uuuurgh... [His tone is definitely whiny, like he doesn't want to expend resources on this.]

...Jackbots, attack! [...but it soon hardens up again, kind of. Several of these guys show up from behind him, and they're obviously going to try and fight Lightning, but don't worry; they're fragile.]

[Very, very fragile.]

[twice_banished]

So you're like the Doctor. Whatever.

[And Lightning is a skilled fighter with super speed. He zooms around, taking down the Jackbots with ease, knocking heads off and slamming them into each other so they explode.]

Is that all you got?

1/2

[greasemonkey]

Wait, who's the Doc--

[And he can't even finish his sentence before Lightning has totally destroyed every single one of them. Once or twice he may have heard Jack scream; a loud, girlish scream which has been mocked at least once by every supervillain known to man.]

2/2

[greasemonkey]

[Wow. Okay, he can take it when the monks trash his robots, but this fuzzy thing? Is he really that bad? (Hint: yes.)]

...I-it was on short notice! I didn't bring any more...

[twice_banished]

Always be prepared for anything. Remember that.

[greasemonkey]

But I was prepared!

[A delayed Jackbot helmet slams him around the head on its way to the ground.]

...Just... not enough.

[twice_banished]

Always be prepared for anything and everything. You were not prepared, that's why you lost.