on hopefully heading to asgardeventide

[latrodectism]

Asgard; Home of the Gods? [....] It could be worse.

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[workstheshaft]

...Guessing your mun hasn't told you about the whole "war" end of things yet.

[latrodectism]

She has. [And hey, she's knocking on wood. Figuratively speaking.] It could still be worse.

[workstheshaft]

[LMAO HE HATES IT THERE ALREADY NATASHA SAVE HIM )8]

I'd hate to see what exactly you'd have in mind that would count as being worse.

[latrodectism]

[SORRY DEAR, ROSE WILL BE FRANDS WITH YOU TILL TASHA CAN COME SAVE YOUR SORRY BACKSIDE.]

I think a lot of things are going to seem like a walk in the park after New York. [...] At least for a while. Far as I know there isn't any active warfare within the city, anyway.

[gameplaying]

Familiarity does breed a certain comfort, does it not, Agent Romanoff?

[latrodectism]

[Hey fuck you. You're supposed to be ginger too, you know. YOU KNOW YOUR ORIGINAL STORY, COME ON LOKI.]

Speaking from experience?

[gameplaying]

[ FUCK THE ORIGINAL STORIES, MAN. things get warped and embellished and uh, hello, god of lies. falsehoods work. ]

Entertainment, perhaps. A few of your friends have recently arrived, and I dare say they're going to help make things a little more interesting.

[latrodectism]

[SHUT UP LOKI YOU ARE A GINGER GOD OF LIES. I'm not really helping my cause, am I?]

I've heard. Interesting maybe. But maybe all the better to keep an eye on you?

[Playing babysitter isn't fun, but while Thor's away... They can use Loki as a punching bag!]

[gameplaying]

[ NO HE HAS GLORIOUS BLACK HAIR... that needs washing what the fuck, loki, really. ]

There's no cage on Asgard, and I think they'll have slightly more pressing matters to deal with.

[ immediately, at any rate. ]

[medicalhell]

Why yes you could be dealing with annoying teary-eyed man children.

[latrodectism]

I've dealt with plenty of those in my time, thanks.

[medicalhell]

Well aren't you experienced.

( Hnnnggg strong women attract him. Thankfully Jordan isn't here; not like he would cheat either way. )

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh sure, you could be on the isles. Now that would be something outright ludicrous to expect a mortal to deal with.