voicetest ack

[crushallbirds]

It finds this amusing, does it? It should be wary. I would no more hesitate to crush its head than anything else's.

But so far I have no objections. This 'internet' place is clean and free of putrid liquids and fleshy nonsense. Better, I have yet to see any birds. It is filled with ignorant beings who waste a great deal of time, but so is everywhere else. I do not object to further exploration.

It will allow me to squish any birds I may come across, however, or I will cease to be cooperative.

Comments

[daddyhawke]

[Oh, a golem! Malcolm remembers reading about them when he was in the Circle. Aren't they supposed to be bigger?]

[Although...something about this golem looks familiar...]

Weren't you a statue in -- what was that village's name? Homily...Honnalee...Honnleath, that's it!

[Tactful as a brick.]

!!! Daddy Hawke!

[crushallbirds]

Thank you so much for reminding me of that ghastly place. I can't say it looks familiar, but fleshy things all look the same to me.

sorry for the late reply! Also have older Daddy Hawke

[daddyhawke]

I wasn't there for long, just passing through. I must say, you look amazing without all the bird droppings.

[wildness]

Simply astonishing. You would begin to trust this creature, even though you are merely above being enslaved by them?

[crushallbirds]

I hardly see how trust enters into the matter. So far it has few expectations, and those few have been no worse than tedious. The minute this changes, the swamp witch can be sure I will look for something else to do. It can't stop me from doing what I wish, after all, not while it's as squishy as anything else.

[justice_is_blond]

But the fleshy nonsense is the best part.

[crushallbirds]

So I have been told, but ugh, I cannot imagine what enjoyment it finds in such matters. Smelly, sticky, and entirely undignified. I consider myself lucky to not be burdened with any of it.

[justice_is_blond]

You're entirely unlucky, but it's not like that's your fault. Let's hope your player doesn't decide to take you to a game where those matters are required.

[cynicalloyalty]

[Don't mind the furry creature staring at you. He's a bit in shock.]

[crushallbirds]

[Fur, skin, it all goes squish as far as Shale is concerned.]

It finds something interesting?

[cynicalloyalty]

[He shakes out of his shock once the talking statue that could crush a sedan speaks.]

Are you a golem?

[sten]

[Finally: someone who is not an ignorant fool in this place.]

These "muns" are either far too dim-witted or arrogant to heed our warnings. You are wasting your words, kadan.

[crushallbirds]

[Finally: someone not small and squishy and obnoxious. Shale is entirely your fangirl, Sten]

The Qunari is right, of course. And it is degrading to have yet another pulpy thing presuming to order my actions. But if it does ignore my warning I will at least have the pleasure of reminding it of this moment as I squeeze its head like a melon.

[sten]

A most satisfying result. One I am tempted to put to use if my own "mun" does not cease flailing her arms about and making that incessant screeching sound about your presence.

[He wishes he had those inventions called "ear plugs" right about now.]