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I know you've got a 'busy schedule' and all, but do you think you could take some time away from your so-called movie-binge and figure out if I'm doing anything or not? You went to the trouble of sending me there, I don't appreciate sitting around because you don't know what to do with me. If you're gonna send me somewhere else, just hurry up and do it already.

And while you're at it, stop getting me involved with people I can't stand elsewhere, alright? You know who I'm talking about.

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What's goin' on, kid?

Same old, same old. You know how it is. What's up?

Stuck in the universes largest bore.

You know. Giant library. What a thrill, right?

Sounds like fun.

I'm in the universe's worst ripoff of Running Man. And I'm not even doing anything there either.

...Well, there are animals. Even dinosaurs here.

I guess for you that'd be kinda fun. For me it's just books books and more book.

And stacking them in defensible locations.

Heeeeeeey you're that kid that smells like a bird. [Grin.]

[Okay, he's vaguely offended by that one.] What...? I do not smell like a bird!

Defensible locations, huh? Are you making a book fort?

I already made a mattress fort.

[Do. Not. Encourage him. No seriously.]

Sure, sure, I get it. Sorry, I didn't mean to blow your cover.

[He can't help it. It's like poking a sore.]

How about we get off how I smell and you tell me who the hell you are?

How's that worked for you?

...Look, a room full of mattresses is extremely comfortable. I'm not gonna complain.

So at least there's that.

Ivory. Look it up. I'm just sayin'.

Sure, I got nothin' but time to be talking to a pipsqueak with feathers, sometimes. What'd you wanna know?

I'd probably smell better if you hadn't splattered me in Taxxon guts.

Let's start with the first question. Who are you?

So you've been spending your time making book forts and lounging in mattress rooms.

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, actually.

You're right, letting it eat you would have improved your attitude at least.

[Not that he's fazed. He's still smirking like it's stitched on.]

Who's a pretty broad question. Narrow it down. You want my name? Designation? What?

And Barbecuing velociraptors.

Also being pummeled by a giant bug monster.

So take your pick. Get attacked by monsters, and lounging around on a diet of prehistoric chicken and apples.

Not as fun as you'd think.

... I could've taken it.

[And he'd say that if he was halfway in the thing's mouth.]

Wait, wait. Back up. Designation? Maybe I'm not asking the right question. Should be what are you? Because there's no way anyone normal could've done that to a Taxxon.

Been there, done that.

... Well, except for the bug monster. That's news.

Yeaaah, there are alot of those, though.

Worse is, the Doctor just arrives and says we outta be worried about flesh eating shadows as well.

So really. What've you got to worry bout?

Yeah. Right up the ass.

[He raises an eyebrow at the surprise, mouth curving with simple, egotistical pleasure at having his skills recognized.]

You're right. I'm pretty badass. Most transgenics are, but I'm at the top of the list.

I could take you if I wanted.

[He folds his arms, scowling. This guy radiates cockiness and that's usually his job.]

And what's a transgenic? Are you some kind of clone?

That's real sweet but I don't swing that way, ace. I like your spirit.

[How cute. Alec just laughs.]

Something like that, though I'm the last one left. So I guess that makes me the original.

Anybody ever tell you you've got a knack for understatement?

And who's the doctor? I'm guessing they have a name.

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