tehe

[gotoagent]

You want me to go where? [rubbing his temples already.]

Please don't tell me Tony is there. [beat] He is, isn't he.

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[raincoatruinedit]

Hey, c'mon. It can't be that bad.

[gotoagent]

Barton and Tony? Yes it can be.

Who are you?

[raincoatruinedit]

Detective Jason Walsh, NYPD.

[gotoagent]

Agent Phil Coulson, SHIELD. Are you already in the game?

[raincoatruinedit]

Me? Nah. This guy's trying to get me in one, but I don't think it's the same one.

[gotoagent]

Try not to let them get the jump on you. Better to be aware of what they are doing before they dump you into a hell whole.

[raincoatruinedit]

I'd be surprised if my guy even knows what he's doing.

[gotoagent]

[small smile.] They rarely do.

[raincoatruinedit]

Yeah. My guy's going through some serious strain right now.

I'll admit, I'm kinda worried.

[gotoagent]

Hmm, mine just flip flops around.

[raincoatruinedit]

Like a fish?

[gotoagent]

[chuckles]

The fact that she loves eating fish just makes that image even funnier.

[raincoatruinedit]

A fish eating fish?

[gotoagent]

Exactly.

[raincoatruinedit]

Rather unique image.

you didn't see that >.>;

[gotoagent]

Yes.

This will be fun

[204degrees]

Tony isn't that bad. I've spoken to a few and they seems nice.

My mun is looking into a game for me too, might be the same!

hehe >3

[gotoagent]

I said that because he tends to make my work troublesome, not because he's nice or not.


What is your name? I'm Agent Coulson.

Hey look, it's a Captain America look-a-like!

[204degrees]

Yeah he can act a bit like a jerk. What kind of work do you do that involves a billionaire like him?

My name's Johnny Storm, the face of the Fantastic Four. I'm called the Human Torch.

Nice meeting you agent Coulson!

BUT HE CAN TELL!

[gotoagent]

I'm an Agent for SHIELD. [yep. that's all you're getting for that.]

I've never heard of the Fantastic Four, but it's good to meet you.

Of course. he's a fan boy after all

[204degrees]

SHIELD? Never heard of it. Is it a secret organization?

You... have never heard of us? Oh boy, where are you from? We're famous for saving Earth multiple times from the Skrull and Doctor Doom. How can you not have heard of us?

exactly

[gotoagent]

Something like that.

I'm from Earth. I'm told there are just different realties here. Don't take it too had.

[204degrees]

That's true. Just like I have never heard of SHIELD before. I'm from Earth 121698. I have met several form Earth 616. Do you know from which universe you are?

[gotoagent]

... I'm from the same world as the Avengers. Tony Stark is part of the group. [because he doesn't know what you mean with the numbers stuff.]

[204degrees]

I have never heard of the Avengers. Guess it could be Earth 616 or Earth 199999. Reed is better at that than me though. [Shrugs]

[Universe Key]

[gotoagent]

[Phil just nods.] I'll just keep calling it earth.

[204degrees]

You can do that. [Smiles] I think I'll do that too.

[gotoagent]

[nods] Why are you called the Human Torch?

[builds]

What's that supposed to mean?

[gotoagent]

That you tend to make my life more trouble then it needs to be, Tony. You know I'm right.

[builds]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Agent.

[gotoagent]

[Just sighs.] How are you, Tony?

[builds]

Great. Fantastic. You know me, I just love being trapped in weird castles and not being able to drink and having to explain to Pepper why you're dead.

Did I mention not being able to drink? [ Because out of those, that one is obviously the most important. ]

[gotoagent]

Coming back to life will need even more explaining, I assume.

Was that the thing that was taken away from you? [there is a small smirk now.]

[builds]

[ How does he answer that one? ] I'm afraid that's classified. [ Yeah. That works. ]

What about you? If you show up, you're going to lose something, too.

[ And then a small pause. ] Please tell me it's not going to be the trading cards.

[gotoagent]

[He just nods, knowing that he didn't want to hear about it.]

My writer is thinking about having me forget how much I like Captain America.

[builds]

You like Captain America? I'm shocked. [ SARCASM. ]

But you know what? That's pretty lame. I've got an idea. How about you forget that some people call you Phil, and you just stick with Agent? That sounds like a pretty neat loss to me. [ And then Tony won't have to remember his first name like Pepper does.

Only Tony would think that's a good loss. ]

[gotoagent]

No. [That's all you get.]

[builds]

Well I'm fresh out of ideas. Sure you won't reconsider?

[gotoagent]

That's not something that would count as important, Mr. Stark.

[builds]

It's saying something about you that you'd consider being a fanboy is more important than your first name.

Not sure what it's saying. But it's definitely saying something.

[gotoagent]

People rarely call me Phil in the fist place, Mr. Stark. You included.