concerning upd8 (minorly), exitvoid, and other things

[accelerates]

ok first off i can only assume at this point that au bro likes em dumb
*really* dumb
im talking you could glue pennies to the bottom of a mall fountain and this kid would be fishing for his first billion long past closing hours
anyway
yeah i know apps at good ol EV open in a month again
great
new location new group of "castmates" shambling onto the shore asking who what and where over and over and OH SHIT over again
that song and dance never gets old
and im really looking forward to the alpha kids that could show up
by which i mean holy fuck if we get any of those is it gonna be both cool as ice and yet penny fountain dumb and also i meant what i said on the meteor
im outtie concerning au bro thats not even a joke i am being A grade serious about that
speaking of meteors
canon update
when is that happening??
soon??? thatd be perfect


also if youre totally set on this 18+ game thing itd be rad if you could find one youll actually post in sometime this century
hahaha ok im done
peace out

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[queen_titania]

"im talking you could glue pennies to the bottom of a mall fountain and this kid would be fishing for his first billion long past closing hours"

That was surprisingly funny.

[timaeus_testified]

I'm not even going to justify what Jake's doing right now.
I have no fucking clue what they're thinking just randomly following telepads.
I said be more skeptical, and for Jane to be more optimistic.
I didn't mean go get lobotomized and shuffle off to the slaughter house to get axed.
Jesus H Dick.

And you'll vamoose.
I can't decide if you're being retarded as fuck or legitimately sane.
I'll get back to you on that seeing as I'm mulling over the idea myself when it comes to my older alternate.

[accelerates]

thanx
i write my own material

[queen_titania]

Surely that goes without saying.

[accelerates]

i think natural selection is saying they should get picked off yet youll need them for your session of the game to work
sucks man

[accelerates]

people wonder sometimes
how can one guy be this great at the wordy thing

[timaeus_testified]

Did you think the same thing about John?
I bet you did and look at him now.

[queen_titania]

I fear Luck was on your side for a fleeting moment. It does not tarry long in the same place.

[accelerates]

what

[queen_titania]

Befuddled, are we?

[accelerates]

key difference is i never wanted egbert to be my bf when i thought he was about as useful on the playing field as a bag of two-legged kittens
standards dude
thats all im questioning here

[accelerates]

using outdated olde engelishee are we??

[queen_titania]

You are wrong if you think this is Old English.

Or even Middle English for that matter.

[timaeus_testified]

He's not always going to be a complete moron.
And when it counts Jake is on the ball.
You realize some of his handiwork assisted you when you needed it most.

[accelerates]

yeah i know i was being ironic about it
the point was that its not old but im acting like it is anyway
whats up with that
cool stuff
and now that i had to explain the joke its suffering

[accelerates]

he did one thing right
clearly the man is worthy of praise

[queen_titania]

Irony shouldn't be treated so lightly. What ever will you do if you say something truly outrageous and someone takes your words literally?

[accelerates]

truly truly truly outrageous???

[timaeus_testified]

You're not catching what I'm meaning here so let me spell it out.
He's at the start of the game.
Both of them, are.
Neither has had a chance to begin to be what they could be.
Have a little patience, bro.
The day is young, and likely to be just as fraught with terrors and strife as your own day in those shoes were.

[accelerates]

oh yeah i remember when i saw a transport device and was all
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THAT
i got no idea where that thing goes but imma step on it anyway
ciao losers
ive got this

thats an adventure we can all relate to

[timaeus_testified]

I meant in general.
Now you're just being difficult.

[accelerates]

never

[timaeus_testified]

Alright, kinda don't care anymore.

How is your current situation in EV going to be resolved?
Don't play dumb I've been keeping an eye on it from the outside.

[accelerates]

its already resolved dude
it started off resolved

[timaeus_testified]

...I won't press you about it.
Much as I want to, it will just make me more frustrated to be unable to reach you from here.

[accelerates]

now whos sweating the wrong details

[timaeus_testified]

I'm a hypocrite this is the fucks I give.

[accelerates]

srsly dont give it another thought
im fixing things with the power of comedy
a homicidal clown and a coolkid walk into a bathtub

[accelerates]

except its a lot more platonic than i just made that sound
i had to wash the blood off
thats why the bathtub
yeah ok lets talk about something else this isnt interesting anyway

[timaeus_testified]

Homicidal, that's so reassuring Dave.
And sure it is.
No, no, let's keep talking on this.
I know you were cut up.
What else?

[accelerates]

stabbed

[timaeus_testified]

[timaeus_testified]

You're right.
Let's talk about something else.

[accelerates]

so about how dumb your future bro-crush is

[timaeus_testified]

We already discussed that and I gave my rebuttal.

[accelerates]

what about the girl
we could talk about her too

[timaeus_testified]

Jane.
Her name is Jane Crocker, and her momentary stupidity isn't how she usually is.

[whipmyheir]

gee thanks, dave.

[accelerates]

ok

then i was slow

[accelerates]

nbd buddy
you know i got your back

it's ok life happens amirite

[whipmyheir]

yeah, yeah.
you have my back in that cool ironic sidekick kind of way where you rib me all the time but you're the only pal i can trust in the world.
and then we beat up bad guys together and stop their evil doings and are basically unstoppable.
(hehehe)

[timaeus_testified]

As much as I love her, she's incredibly skeptical.
But she's coming around and beginning to truly see things.