dear_mun | re: flawless reference

I guess you can't help it that you're so popular.

[ SHRUG WINK ]

It explains a lot, frighteningly enough.

Yeah. You know, come to think of it, I was half a virgin when I met Tahno. [ SERIOUS MUSING ]

He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Tahno. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even ... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Korra who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Air Temple Island, and Tahno was like, weirdly jealous of her.

Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Korra, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" and I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

So then, for my birthday party, which was a Fire Ferrets pool party, I was like, "Tahno, I can't invite you because I think you're a Wolfbat." I mean I couldn't have a Wolfbat at my party. There were gonna be guys there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a Wolfbat. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of probending because no one would talk to him, and when he came back in the fall for try-outs, all of his hair was cut to one side and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.

Shut up! If only everyone knew how mean he really is.

You know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah. Two years ago he told me hoop earrings were his thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Avatar Day my Dad got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad!