reviving the muse. formerly at adstringendum

[honorbends]

The name. isn't. funny.

If you really wanted to go down this path again, you should've picked something else. What was wrong with my old one? It wasn't insulting.

You're just doing this to make me look stupid and I'm not putting up with it again.

Get. Out.

Comments

[fanismighter]

I don't know. I think it's kinda funny.

[honorbends]

It's dumb. She thinks she's being clever when all she's doing is --

[Awkward gesturing.]

-- being... stupid.

[fanismighter]

It could be worse though. [She's still laughing.] These muns really like picking out funny names for us.

[honorbends]

If they want to put us through every torture imaginable, they should at least go through the effort of giving us a name that doesn't embarrass us.

[suki his life is so hard do you even know.]

[fanismighter]

But you do get your honor back, right? I mean, you do become the Fire Lord.

[honorbends]

... eventually.

[fanismighter]

What's the last thing you remember?

[challinging]

[Smirking because yeah it kind of is there.]

[honorbends]

[ ... ]

What?

[who are you what do you want]

[challinging]

It is, rather, actually.

[honorbends]

[fgkjhdf definite

cheek

twitching]

Thanks for your opinion. I don't care.

Who are you, anyway?

[challinging]

Lin Beifong, Chief of Police, Republic City. Yes, those Beifongs.

[honorbends]

[ ............... ]

Beifong?

[challinging]

Yes. Toph's daughter.

[Come on, she thought you were quicker than this...]

[deadlydebutante]

Just how is honor 'bent,' Zuko.

[Seriously.]

[honorbends]

[fghkf Mai shut up okay]

It isn't, obviously. And if she's not taking this seriously, I'm not interested.

[deadlydebutante]

[stfu you love it.]

Maybe she's trying to gift you a sense of humor.

[everlastingturmoil]

I think it's adorable.

[honorbends]

[To which Zuko responds with the totally mature reaction of sending a tiny burst of fire toward Jet's feet.]

Sorry.

I slipped.

[everlastingturmoil]

[ and jet's laughing... until zuko slips.

then he's jumping back and glaring. ]

You're crazy! [ ahahaha.... jet should know. /sideglance ]

[honorbends]

Jet, there's a mirror over there.

Go look in it.

[everlastingturmoil]

What're you saying?

[honorbends]

That you're way more insane than I'll ever be.

[melonlord]

Well, at least she manage to pick up on a theme of yours?

[honorbends]

It's not a theme.

[HE IS NOT AN HONORBENDER OKAY HE IS A FIREBENDER AND HE WORKS REALLY HARD AT IT]

[melonlord]

Fine, whatever. Muns have weird senses of humor.

[honorbends]

More like terrible.

[melonlord]

Least everyone's in that boat, Sparky.

[honorbends]

It's --

[correcting toph is a useless endeavor]

-- nevermind.

I doubt I'm going anywhere, so it doesn't matter.

[melonlord]

One of those muns, huh? Gets everything set up, then goes wandering off for the next new thing?

[saucey]

[Brb. ICON.]

[honorbends]

It's not funny.

[saucey]

It is a bit, Zuko.

[honorbends]

It's funny if you have literally no sense of humor.

Which she doesn't.

[And Zuko totally does obviously duh.]

[saucey]

Hey, I have a sense of humor.

You forget I TP a house? [With Tyki but whatever DETAILS.]

[honorbends]

A pretty awful sense of humor.

[saucey]

Who else would have the guts to TP Madara's house?

And his reaction was priceless.

[honorbends]

It was your partner in crime that was the awful part.

[saucey]

...There were s'mores. You liked that part.

[equalistkorra]

My mun likes it. She says it suits you.

[honorbends]

I'm a firebender.

Honorbending doesn't exist.

[how does this suit korra how]

[equalistkorra]

That's why she likes it.

W-wait. You're a bender!?

[honorbends]

... yeah.

[He's really used to people just recognizing who he is because his daddy is a douchebag and burnt off half his face, so it's kind of weird to have someone... not.]

[firesnaps]

What's the use in letting yourself get worked up over something as trivial as a name, Zuko?

boo.

[princessprodigy]

I'd call it fitting if I thought you had an ounce of honor left in you.

[bolinthedeep]

Okay you got a point, but how can they get out?

[takes_an_idiot]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I remember you. I beat the crap out of you and pulled some kind of knifey thing outta your head.

Good times. Good times.