Homeless; considering deadweight

[klarion]

Yeeeah right. You think you can handle me? No affinity for the mystic arts, the attention span of a flea, and no cable television! And don't get me started on the boring username!

You don't even like your room being messy.

...

What do you mean the mystic arts won't be a problem?! That's my thing! You can't take away my thing!

...And you're taking away Teekl, too?! You monster! What'd my cat ever do to you?!

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[backwordscompatible]

Then why don't you subtly get lost until we're ready to strike?

I think I'm done with you right now.

[klarion]

[He just smirks, tilting backwards on his heels until he should be falling -- except now he's hovering a few inches off of the ground.]

Tsk tsk. Don't think it's so easy to tell me to get lost.

[Even though he doesn't need to do it, he snaps his fingers to bring a portal into existence behind him.]

Now that we've got a deal, don't be too surprised if I pop in once in awhile.

[He cackles again, not ceasing even as the portal envelops him.]

[backwordscompatible]

[Ugh]

[She has the absolute WORST feeling about this....]