re: shenanigans, as ever.

[sinews]

Hey. Excuse me, but who else would I be but the 'Beauty' and not the 'Beast' in that little event. I'm a catch.

... Y'know, every time you laugh that high, I'm sure dogs wince.

Comments

[gothily]

[ HANG ON A SEC DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE HER HERE-- ]

But you're the furry.

lmao ur a dick

[sinews]

I know I'm furry, what does that have to do with it?

[ HE'S A BEACON OF HANDSOMENESS, LITTLE APEGIRL. ]

[alchimia]

[ ....unsure. ]

You want to be the girl?

omg i hate u guys

[sinews]

I didn't say that, when did I say that? Never, Ed.

;)

[gothily]

...do you even know the story of Beauty and the Beast? [ she saw the movie, ok. ] The Beast is furry! You're furry! Do the math, god.

no you don't

[alchimia]

You said you're the "Beauty." Beauty's the broad. Beast is the guy. So... I guess this makes you a princess instead of a prince.

[sinews]

I know what being a 'Beast' entails, I havean imagination and a lifetime's experience around them. [ Sniffs. ] I don't see why I have to be stigmatised.

I do what I want.

every waking hour i curse thee

[sinews]

I'm no ones princess. This Beast is going to have an interesting time finding that out.

Which fairy tale are you getting slapped with?

[gothily]

So you want to be the helpless damsel taken advantage of? Okay.

you love me admit it 1/2

[alchimia]

I'll take your word for it.

[bornforscience]

...




A talking feline?

[alchimia]

...



Take a wild guess.

[ Shawty's only suitable for one fairytale, really. ]

[sinews]

I didn't say that! This Beauty character could be an animal too, it's not like being furry makes anyone unattractive.

Being ugly does that.

tsuntsuntsun!!!

[sinews]

I'm not familiar with them, you'll have to spill the beans.

derederedere~

[alchimia]

[ Grumblegrumble ]




















SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.

[sinews]

I'm a miracle of nature, I know. Did you take in anything I said or just the sound of my voice? I can't really blame you if it's the latter.

[sinews]

I see.

[alchimia]

I'M NOT THAT SHORT! And I'm still growing, dammit!

[ Ed lives in Egypt. ]

[bornforscience]

You are a cat. You are a beast. You have tendency to rut with your own brothers and sisters. What does it matter whether you be the foolish rose woman?

[sinews]

I didn't say a word.

[alchimia]

[ This is Ed not pouting. Definitely not pouting. There's no pouting here. Nope. ]

Fairtales are stupid anyway.

[sinews]

Lady, I have no idea what you just implied beyond persistently grasping the fact I'm a cat.

[bornforscience]

[Well hey. She's just going to poke at your arm.]

[sinews]

They sound like fun.

[sinews]

No. [ Swats that hand! ] Bad human.