To The Mun

[tookhishand]

Please.

I would like to sleep.

Or find a place to wait.

Comments

[onlyoneof]

Sure you don't want to join me in zombie camp?

[tookhishand]

I would join you.

The Mun is too busy to apply. Or perhaps it is laziness. I do not know.

[onlyoneof]

It can't be that hard if mine got me in.

[tookhishand]

It is six days away.

Anything is possible.

[onlyoneof]

It's not much work, and I would... probably... be happy to see you. Lincoln too.

[tookhishand]

It is easier with a working computer.

Probably... happy?

[onlyoneof]

You can time-travel, surely you can fix a computer.

Yeah, I know a few people who'd love to meet you.

[tookhishand]

I do not enjoy being punched.

[onlyoneof]

You won't be. I mean, at least I don't think so. And you'd probably have fun meeting an alien time-traveler.

[tookhishand]

Oh. I thought that was... sarcasm. [See what you've taught him, Peter?]

There are aliens?

[onlyoneof]

Yeah, several. The one I'm thinking about doesn't look much different from a human.

[tookhishand]

That should not be possible.

[onlyoneof]

I shouldn't be possible either, and yet.

[tookhishand]

You are less impossible.

[onlyoneof]

Is that good or bad?

[tookhishand]

It is neither.

[onlyoneof]

He's seen the beginning of the universe too.

[tookhishand]

Yes. You said he is a time traveler.

[Therefore.]

[spacehipster]

That would be me.

Technically, Peter's the alien, though. My people came first.

[tookhishand]

On Earth?

[It's possible.]

[spacehipster]

No, I'm from a different planet. One of many.

[Anything is, really.]

[tookhishand]

The odds of two species alien to each other and sharing a resemblance is impossibly low.

[spacehipster]

I've never put much stock into odds.

[tookhishand]

The Camp ruins them.

[spacehipster]

Basically, yes. It does its own thing, you could say.

On the upside, it's very exciting.

[tookhishand]

Is the excitement because of the zombies?

[spacehipster]

The zombies, the barrier, the technology, the vampires, the superheroes, the adventure, the people.

Mostly the people.

[tookhishand]

[He only likes four people, period.]

The barrier?

[spacehipster]

The invisible force-field that keeps us "campers" in, and the world-eater out.

[tookhishand]

[Well, if that isn't worrying. Anything that worries him--]

There is a world-eater?

[spacehipster]

Yeah. Eats worlds. Bit of a problem, really.

Not to worry, though. I'm working on it. We're working on it. It's a thing being worked on.

[Sort of.]

[tookhishand]

...

...

I need this barrier.

[spacehipster]

As do we, which is why we're trying to figure it out.

And by we I mean Team TARDIS. Peter is on it. I just haven't told him yet.

[tookhishand]

[Oh, does he get to watch Peter too? All the time? Bonus.]

I will help.

[Whether you want him to or not.]

[onlyoneof]

-- how did you get here?

[spacehipster]

Peter, I'm the Doctor.

[onlyoneof]

Yes, care to elaborate on that?

[spacehipster]

I'm a time and space traveller. We've been over this.

[onlyoneof]

You're ridiculously proud of yourself right now, aren't you?

[spacehipster]

Possibly. A bit. Maybe. [Y E S]

Do you often use me as an incentive?

[onlyoneof]

Only when you're more likely to work than superheroes.

[spacehipster]

I can't argue with that logic.