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[fairy_law_breaker]

I know I'm cool, but shut up. I'm not going to lose. But it's not about winning or losing, idiot.

...I'm still not going to lose, though. [...Suuuuuure you're not.]

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[redhairedknight]

Five on one? I can't believe your own father underestimated you to that extent. [Sure, this level of cheating is over-the-top, even by Raven Tail's standards, but she figured that Ivan would send the whole guild at Laxus.]

[fairy_law_breaker]

Why? You have to know pops is a total idiot. [Hey, he's already shown illusions. Who knows, maybe they're all there.]

[redhairedknight]

I never met him. [At least, I don't think she would have.] Anyone who willingly targets Fairy Tail can't be that smart, but I figured he'd realize that those four won't be enough to stop you, or just about any Fairy Tail member who's in this competition.

[fairy_law_breaker]

You don't need to know his past, to see how stupid he is now. I'm going to punch his shitty face out his ass. [Daddy issues are not cliche, what're you talking about. Also granddaddy issues, but you know.] Those toadies go first.


[...Even if that chick is pretty hot.]

[redhairedknight]

One of them can drain magic - once that one's taken out, the rest should go down quickly. Personally, I would have gone after Ivan first, but I'm not the one fighting, so you can do what you want. [Of course Erza would have picked the most ridiculously insane option - it's what she does.]

[fairy_law_breaker]

I want to show him how pathetic his idea of elite is first. [Because even if he has mellowed out, he's still Laxus. So he has to do things a certain way-painfully.]

[redhairedknight]

Like I said, it's up to you. Though I don't get how the tournament organizers haven't seen through any of this - they seems to become completely incompetent whenever Raven Tail's involved. [Then again, she's glad that they aren't competent enough to check under masks - otherwise, Jellal wouldn't be there.]

[fairy_law_breaker]

Not just then. They can make flashy shows, but they're not very good at organization for organizers. [But you know, everyone in Fairy Tail (the series and the guild) are kind of flashy idiots.] But letting us run around like we want works fine for me.

[terraformagica]

That's the spirit! It's determination like that which would make you a great boufball player!

[fairy_law_breaker]

I think I'm lacking something for that.

[terraformagica]

A boufball?

[fairy_law_breaker]

[Well damn! He was actually going to say 'an idea of what boufball is' but now the lines are too similar. If he said it now, he'd look uncool. And looking uncool in front of girls is like fifty times more uncool than otherwise.

And Laxus is way cooler than that.]

Yeah, and a reason to play.

[That sort of works.]

[terraformagica]

Because it's fun! And because you can become a famous boufballer and have a million fans cheering your name!

[fairy_law_breaker]

[What is this chick, the mascot of boufball or something? Is she one down on her team and needs someone to fill in? Laxus has no idea why they've been talking about this sport since the start.]

I've already got half of that, and it's not the famous boufballer half.

[She is kind of cute though so. Brag.]

[terraformagica]

Oh?

[ She sprawls on a comfy-looking toadstool that hadn't been there a minute ago. ]

Tell me about it! Are you an adventurer too?

[fairy_law_breaker]

Fungal magic, huh?

[He's not that surprised, he's seen weirder. But asking if he's an adventurer gets a brief smile out of him. Fairy Tail and its spirit of adventure and all that, pretty touching blah blah.]

You could say that. I'm a mage of the guild Fairy Tail. Every day life is an adventure for us.

[terraformagica]

Mm, I'm a Sadida! Our lives are tied into everything that grows.

A guild of adventurers?! [ Laxus you might have a new fan! ]

[fairy_law_breaker]

That's right. [Score. If only she was a year or two older, he'd totally play it up more. As it is, a fan-girl is still a good thing.] I'm the leader of the elite, the Thunder God Tribe.

[terraformagica]

What kind of things does your tribe do?

[fairy_law_breaker]

Heh. We beat up Dark Guilds. Those are evil mages.

[Okay so he's not being totally accurate but who is when talking to a fan girl?]

Find treasures, fight monsters...We only take special missions too hard for normal mages.

[terraformagica]

Is it very dangerous?

[fairy_law_breaker]

It would be...for anyone weaker than me.

[So cool. Yeah.]

[terraformagica]

[ She laughs, but she's impressed. ]

It sounds like so much fun! I wish I could meet all of them... my friends and I are adventurers too!

[fairy_law_breaker]

[Aww. As cold as he is...]

If you love adventure and value your friends...One day you might come join Fairy Tail. Then you and I might team up some day.

[terraformagica]

Ah...! You really think I could?

[fairy_law_breaker]

If you work at your magic and really want to, yeah.