Jarjammed Voice Test

[malletkind]

Honestly, have you really thought this through? I know you've had trouble lately with the girl you want me to replace, but she's pretty well established in there. Are you sure you're willing to give her up for good just to make me play this dumb game?

Well. I guess it would be something to do instead of wait around like a dummy with Kasumi and Nabiki for the Saotomes to show up. I can't believe our dad is doing this to us! An arranged marriage in this day and age! Well, I'm certainly not going to be the one that marries him. I don't care if Nabiki thinks he'll be cute. He'll still be a stupid BOY.

Comments

[imthehero]

I thought arranged marriages were for Indians and the Chinese.

[malletkind]

[Eyes narrow]

Excuse me?

[imthehero]

Oh, are you Chinese?? Okay, that explains it.

[malletkind]

[Seriously, you are not winning any points here, America. Granted, she was already prejudiced against you due to your gender, but this is really not helping!]

I'm Japanese. Not Chinese. There's a fairly obvious difference, dummy!

[imthehero]

[He is a perfect example of not only a horrible male, but a horrible American.]

Oh. Yeah, kind of. I didn't think they even did that in Japan though!

[malletkind]

[Yes, he is!]

Yes, well, that's what I thought too! But no, it turns out that this has been arranged since I was a baby!

[imthehero]

Gross. That's totally not cool. What about being able to marry who you love? Then again, Japan doesn't really know anything about love...

[malletkind]

[Akane's hands are balled up into fists. She really wants to smack you, America.]

What do you mean by that?

[imthehero]

I mean he's really standoffish and doesn't know what to do when people hug him! Of course he wouldn't know what to do if someone confessed real, true love, like Jack and Rose in Titanic!

[malletkind]

[On one hand she's probably not going to punch you now.

On the other hand she's staring at you like you're completely insane.]

...

What?

[imthehero]

Do they not have Titanic in Japan either?? Even lamer.

[malletkind]

[Akane is from the year 1987. Titanic is still a decade away.]

Why are you talking about my country like it's a person?

[imthehero]

Because he is?

[malletkind]

...

You-- you-- you jerk!

[Oh dear, she's decided you're making fun of her. You may get punched after all.]

[imthehero]

What??

[malletkind]

[Glare, glare, glare.]

You're mocking me, you jerk!

[imthehero]

No I'm not!

[Maybe a little.]

[malletkind]

[Picks up the table.]

[imthehero]

... ?

[Nope, no idea what's going on!]