Yeah, yeah.

[splinterself]

Alright. Dude, listen.
If you want to talk about kawaii uguu Karkles-chan you can talk about him.
It doesn't need to be part of a plan. I'm not judging you at all here.
Nobody will. If you really want to share the magic of,
SO SCARED DESU.
NINI KARKLES SLEEP.
Be my guest. That's cool.
I ain't even gonna say anything about it.

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[little_cal]

My mun is curious about this.

Also, Hi Dirk!

Sup, Red, it's Ryuu.

[dashingloyalty]

What the hay did you just say?

[She does not understand your desu speak.]

[splinterself]

[. . . huh.]

Hey.

[little_cal]

Before you ask, yeah it is really me.

Who?

[splinterself]

[OH MY GOD. His heart grew three sizes this tag.]

Nothing, really.
Just a joke from one mun to another, that's all. No big.

[Doki doki etc etc.]

Exactly.

[dashingloyalty]

[He's the Grinch, now?]

Okay, then. Weird joke.

[splinterself]

Uh.
Ok.
Sure. Hey. Good seeing you again.
Didn't think you'd be getting a dramatic makeover, but who the hell am I to know what a guy needs in his life?

No, really, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

[splinterself]

[Maybe.]

Most mun jokes are.
Seriously don't know what they're thinking sometimes.
...

P. sure I didn't yo.

[dashingloyalty]

Yeaaaah I can understand that one.

So, other than weird jokes and stuff, what's up?

[cancerthatiskillingrp]

DON'T ENCOURAGE THE TWO OF THEM AND THEIR STUPID BULLSHIT.
AND DON'T DRAG MY FUCKING NAME INTO THESE ANTICS, I AM A BYSTANDER IN THIS PARTICIPATION OF SARCASTIC ONEUPMANSHIP FESTIVITIES.
I AM AS INNOCENT AS THE PURELY FUCKING DRIVEN SNOW ON THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN OF EXCREMENT THAT IS WHATEVER THE HELL THESE TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT.

[splinterself]

Vantas, please.
If you want to uguu, I am not the man who will stand in your way of soliciting asspats and cuddles.
It's fine. We all understand. Trolls have needs.
Shoosh your ass down already.

You sure? Red's a common name, bro.

[splinterself]

Not much, not much.
Just was thinking about marathoning one of my shows later.
[Quietly contemplating asking for an autograph for his poster.]
Drawing. Extreme stunts.
A pony of your stature should know what I'm talking about.

Sadly, it actually is on the internet.

[dashingloyalty]

Heheh, extreme stunts is practically my middle name! What kinda stunts have you been pulling lately?

[little_cal]

Yeah didn't really expect to be dragged into the multiverse and given a Pinochio-esque makeover.