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[rhodeing]

You know, I thought I was used to this kind of thing. I mean, I'm friends with Tony Stark, and if I can survive Spring Break '87, then I can survive anything, right?

Please tell me you've thought this through all the way. You know I can't stand to watch people fail.

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[rhodeing]

Sure, if you want. Not entirely practical.

[1811k]

Practical's boring.

[rhodeing]

Of course it is.

Well, I'm practical. You calling me boring?

[1811k]

Ding ding ding. Right on the nose, first try. Congrats.

[rhodeing]

Then why do you want me here?

[1811k]

I don't know. Maybe I need someone boring to balance me out.

[rhodeing]

[Tony's so lucky that Rhodey knows what he means. SO LUCKY.]

Yeah, well, maybe I need someone to make sure I don't bore myself to death.

Now seriously, I'm hungry. Take me to dinner.

[1811k]

I feel more balanced already.

[rhodeing]

If you're not careful, I might make you eat a salad.

[1811k]

As long as it's made out of steak...

[rhodeing]

No. Out of lettuce.

[1811k]

You know I don't believe in that.

[rhodeing]

Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[1811k]

Now you're just disrespecting my belief system. That's not PC, man.

[rhodeing]

What would you know about being PC?

[1811k]

So much.

[rhodeing]

I think your superpower is actually lying.

[1811k]

No, that's somebody else, and he's slightly more of a dick than I am.

[rhodeing]

Wow, I didn't know that was possible.

[1811k]

Yeah, well, I'm a little off my game lately.

[rhodeing]

You wanna talk about it?

We can even have a pillow fight later.

[1811k]

Look, I'm the asshole in this friendship. Step off my turf.

[rhodeing]

[Rhodey just laughs at him]

[1811k]

You're tampering with the balance of the universe here. Don't just laugh about it.

[rhodeing]

[Laughs harder.]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just I can't believe I got you to admit you're an asshole. Maybe living with all those crazies is helping you grow up.