abaxcity

[gleans]

Are we done fucking me over for the next couple of months? I think the Kid has some catching up to do in the shit-end-of-the-stick department. I'm just saying. I've been through a lot in the last few weeks. Not to bitch, but do you have any idea how hard it is for me to not talk for a week? You're looking at the dude who is either singing or talking at any given time. You know I don't shut up.

... The fuck is that look for?

- G

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[gleans]

Yep. Elves.

[sleeplessly]

Wood elves or Keebler? [ WHAT, she read LotR ]

[gleans]

Uh, one of them is Legolas, actually. Like, actually actually.

[sleeplessly]

Really? Oh, sweetheart, I've never been so jealous. [ LEGOLAS IS A DREAMBOAT she fans herself with her hand playfully ] Did you swoon when you first met? I would have.

[gleans]

[ A snort, and then a shrug that is pretty much a yes. ]

He's pretty much everything you imagined.

[sleeplessly]

Mmmm. [ Just give her a second to imagine that - sorry, Howardad. ] Well, good. You're lucky to have such good friends there, looking after you.

If I didn't know you wouldn't remember this later, I would ask you to give Legolas a kiss for me.

[gleans]

Okay, now you're trying to embarrass me.