Mun is writing his app...

[bellyshirt]

I have plenty of good points!

[That totally explains why 'weaknesses' currently outnumber 'strengths' about four to one, yep.]

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[bellyshirt]

There are six elements, genius.

[Everyone knows that, even Luke.]

And what 'balance'?

[heartbender]

There's four! Air, Earth, Fire, and Wat--oooooh, I bet I know what this! This is a multi-verse thing, isn't it?

[bellyshirt]

[Pause, then:] Ooooh. Right.

[Man, that is still tough to get used to.]

[heartbender]

Suddenly things...don't make anymore sense, but why they don't make sense makes sense.

[bellyshirt]

Yeah! That makes sense.

[...]

[heartbender]

Right! So, your mun's sending you to the Place of Freaky Animals?

[bellyshirt]

Freaky--yeah. Pokey-whatever.

['Things'.]

How do you know about it?

[heartbender]

My mun's got a girl there, and she wants to send me there. Without Pabu!

[bellyshirt]

'Pah-boo'?

[heartbender]

My best friend! See!

[He pulls out a photo of him, Mako, and Pabu]

He's the cute furry one.

[bellyshirt]

[If Luke were at that point in canon, he'd be thinking of Mieu, but no luck.]

What's that, a weasel?

[heartbender]

No, he's a fire ferret and our mascot.

[bellyshirt]

What, he's a ferret that breathes fire?

[heartbender]

No. At least I don't think he does. He's just a fire ferret.

[bellyshirt]

Then why's he called a fire ferret instead of just a 'ferret'?

[heartbender]

Because he's a fire ferret!

[bellyshirt]

But that doesn't make any sense! What's the difference between a fire ferret and a regular one?!

[heartbender]

What do you mean, a regular one? He's pretty regular!

[bellyshirt]

[Okay, this is testing Luke's patience, and he doesn't have much to start.]

Ugh, whatever! Your world's the one with freaky animals!

[heartbender]

Pabu's not freaky.

[Sniff sniff]

[bellyshirt]

Says you.