First Tron OC. Here goes nothing.

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Mundane,

Hey there. Gotta say I'm really glad you decided to give me a chance. I know you're nervous about the whole thing, fitting in, and I know for a fact that that irritable User isn't helping, but I think you'll be just-

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

-fine. Sorry about that. It just kind of happens. What did I even say?

Never mind, not important. Anyway, you're going to be just fine. I believe in you, for what it's worth! You can-

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-do it!

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[Copy is just oblivious.]

...I guess that's true. Feels kind of good, knowing I'm needed. I know I can be-

trust me, trust me, darling dear

-hard to talk to sometimes.

[similetap]

Well, if we corrupted your data a little, it would restrict user access and clear up that little speech problem you are having.

[Smiiiiiile.]

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Uh.....thanks, but no thanks. I mean...if they need me, they need me. Eheh.

[similetap]

Suit yourself.

There's nothing in my code that says I have to corrupt you. I'm given enough free will to pick and choose, so you can be at ease.

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...Don't I-

But soft - what light through yonder window breaks?

-Seem at ease? Heheh...eh...heh....

[No, Copy, you don't.]

[similetap]

Oh, of course. What am I saying?

[Etap is not dangerously invasive of your privacy, no sir.]

You exude peace and confident ease.

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I get the feeling you're being facetious.

[He crosses his arms, lifting a brow.]

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That is a big word, clipboard. Did you retain that from your processing?

[He is a wordsmith and a pro at insults. Clearly.]

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...No, I just happen to know the word.

[Okay, now you're pissing him off a little. His eyes narrow.]

What, do you think I'm stupid?

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I said no such thing, but it is standard code for a program that receives more frequent use to have much more basic programming.

[Come at him program. See what happens.]

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Now hang on a second, just be-

THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

-cause I'm a frequently used program doesn't mean that I-

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-am BASIC.

[similetap]

BASIC is not a derogatory word, clipboard. It's the distinction between what kind you are and what kind I am.

[He might have internalized some laughter at Copy.]

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...Okay. Okay. Y'know what, I'm not going-

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-To get angry. Not worth it.

[similetap]

On the contrary. It might be exciting.

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Exciting?

Why would it be exciting?

[similetap]

Conflict stirs up a great deal many things, breaks the mundane machine that follows routine order and programming.

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...

Well, yeah, that's why it's called conflict.

Soak the wig in fabric softener solution for about eight minutes.

[similetap]

And that's why it's exciting.

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...You're really weird.

[Copy has no idea what to make of this guy.]

[similetap]

I'm evolved.

[Many programs don't know what to make of this guy.]

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Okay, well...good for you, then?

[His eyes narrow again, this time in scrutiny.]

I mean...I guess that's one word for a virus. Evolved.