Voice Testing - Joining Amat

[detectslies]

Mun, listen.

I know that you want another character for this game, but me? Really? I know that Claudia's in the game, and I miss her. I do. But really? A sex game?

Comments

[groovytechchick]

[Claudia's trying very hard to remain cool. VERY hard.]

It's not so bad. I mean... Once you get past the collars and the forced sex- [She stops herself and shakes her head.] Okay, so it's sucktastic, but pfft I'm there so it makes it kind of fabulous.

[detectslies]

[Steve laughs a little.]

Right, well, at least I'm not going in alone. [Pause.] I guess that makes you the senior agent there too.

[groovytechchick]

[She makes a Well DUH face but then grins.]

Damn skippy. I'll show you the ropes! Wait, no.. No I won't, but you know what I mean.

[detectslies]

[He laughs again.]

I wouldn't want you to show me those kinds of ropes anyway. You know why. But other ropes would be fine, yeah.

[groovytechchick]

Good, because that would be gross. No offense, but ew.

[She grins.]

I could totally hook you up with some hot dudes, y'know, because that's how awesome I am.

[detectslies]

[He smiles.]

At least we're on the same page this time.

[His smile falters a little.]

That's not really necessary.

[groovytechchick]

Hey! I'll have you know I have awesome taste in dudes.

[Don't worry, Steve! She's already making a collar buddy application for all your possible future collar partners.]

[detectslies]

That's... thank you, but I'd much rather try the field for myself.

[He's trying to let you down easy. You don't know his tastes in men, shoosh.]

[groovytechchick]

But I've made a list for you! [She whips it out and holds it up for him to see.] It's got all the dudes I know are gay - [She pauses and looks at the list.] and well, the ones with stars next to their names are the ones I think are still in the closet.

[Most helpful biffle ever.]

[detectslies]

[Pause.]

Have you been expecting me to show up?

[groovytechchick]

Not until recently, but it was really more of a just in case type thing.

[detectslies]

...

Fine, I guess I can take a look at it.

[groovytechchick]

[Claudia beams at him and hands the list over.]

I told my mun you wouldn't mind! But she's kind of like Artie and worries about everything.

[detectslies]

[Steve takes the list and looks it over.]

There's not any murderers or anything on this list, is there?

[groovytechchick]

Oh come on! Would I put those types of people on the list? Really?

[detectslies]

I'm just making sure.

[He finishes the list.]

You already know all these people? How long have you been there?

[groovytechchick]

Yup sure do. [She sighs.] About a year and a half. Way too long.

[cantcurecunts]

Sex game doesn't sound that bad.

[detectslies]

I would like to get to know people before I have sex with them.

[cantcurecunts]

Where's the fun in that?

[detectslies]

It's not the fun I'm worried about.

[cantcurecunts]

What's there to be worried about, then?

[detectslies]

Not knowing the people I'm sleeping with.

[cantcurecunts]

That's a problem?

[detectslies]

Yeah. I don't just want to sleep with anyone.

[cantcurecunts]

Well, if you ask me, that's pretty boring.

[detectslies]

I'm just trying to be cautious here.

[cantcurecunts]

Cautious about what?

[detectslies]

I don't want to get in bed with a murderer or a psychopath or something.

[cantcurecunts]

There a problem with murderers and psychopaths?

[He's almost offended. Almost.]

[detectslies]

Yeah.

[So blunt.]

[claudiometer]

As we stumble across this two weeks late, nice going there, mun - yeah, yeah, protest about your 800-mile move all you want...

Weeeell. There are always non-sex games. And my mun thinks it'd be hilarious if we met in-game before Mrs. F sprung the Surprise Transfer on you. Not that she knows how she's playing through the HG Wells Conundrum or if we have any canonmates at the moment, but that's neither here nor there.
Don't suppose I could sweet-talk you into considering the bar at the end of the universe?