Homeless forever.

[heeingthefourthho]

Hee-mun behind the screen! I mean you, ho!

Thanks for picking me up. Now where am I going? Hee-horror games are everywhere, ho if you want me to show off my acting range, you've got a good start. Making me look human would get confusing fast, ho. None of that-

-what do you mean 'impulse hee-count'?

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[chinmokusatsu]

[...Raiho.

Raiho really.

Does he have to take away your cool uniform privileges.]

[heeingthefourthho]

[You'd have to fight him in a boss battle first. Again.]

The silent protagonist treatment, ho?

[chinmokusatsu]

[But that boss fight was a painnnnnnnnn-]

No.

[...he's just going to quietly judge watch you, that's all.]

Please, do not cause trouble.

[heeingthefourthho]

No problem! I'll play by the dear_mun rules. I-hee actions have I-hee consequences, but I-hee isn't O-O-hee.

[chinmokusatsu]

[B-hee-st news hee's hoo-rd all da...oh damn, now it's catching-!

Whatever, just smile and nod! Quick, before it becomes a pand-hee-mic!]

[heeingthefourthho]

[Salute!

...watch him get into as much trouble as ICly possible in one post.]

[chinmokusatsu]

[Oh, he'll be watching.

And waiting.

Also sighing.]

[heeingthefourthho]

[You give characters their own official merchandise and it goes to their head, I tell you.]

[technologic]

[Blink.

Blink.]

Hee-what?

[heeingthefourthho]

Hee-ho!

[technologic]

[Raiho you're so cute but the way you talk is so weird.]

What's a 'hee-ho'?

[heeingthefourthho]

It's a verbal tic, ho! All the memorable characters have them nowadays.

I was doing typing quirks three years before the Hee-Homestucks came onto the scene. Mayhee I should pick up a fancy font color too?

[technologic]

[...........]

Homestuck-? Actually, nevermind, and it's up to you if you want to pick up a font color.

... Though what are you exactly? [Cause April has never seen something like a talking snowman with a fancy hat.]

[heeingthefourthho]

I was one a common, ho-hee Jack Frost.

[technologic]

A Jack Frost... But if that's what you once was, who are you now?

[heeingthefourthho]

Raiho!

[technologic]

Ah, I see... Well, it's nice to meet you, Raiho.

[heeingthefourthho]

Nice to meet you too, ho!

[technologic]

[Her smile brightens a bit, and she tilts her head.] If you don't mind me asking, you told me you were a Jack Frost before. What's a Jack Frost?

[heeingthefourthho]

Jack Frosts are demons. Dime a dozen, ho. Ever-hee demon summoner has had one or hee.

[amodernman]

...

[He can't necessarily see anything

but he has the sneaking suspicion that there are demons being ridiculous

again.]

[chinmokusatsu]

[Should he explain the situation to Narumi?

.................

Nah. Let him figure it out on his own.]

[amodernman]

[Is that any way to treat your boss]

[chinmokusatsu]

[...........

Maybe if you stopped spending all of their rent money on shoes he would be more of an effective assistant.

Y'know. Maybe.]

[amodernman]

[His fiscal habits have nothing to do with your demon controlling business, thank you very much.]

[heeingthefourthho]

[You know that thing kids do sometimes where they sneak up behind you and throw cold water on the back of your neck?

Leaving a comment is pretty much a dare to do something. Like that.]

[amodernman]

[--OH GOD WHAT THE HELL JUMPING UP IN SURPRISE NOW.]

Aaahh--!!

[And now he's looking around like an idiot trying to see what just happened and he's soaking wet and damnit his suit...!]

[heeingthefourthho]

[It's probably lucky for Raiho that Narumi can't see him cracking up.]

[amodernman]

What in the name of...

[SCREW IT HE GIVES UP

STUPID DEMONS]

[heeingthefourthho]

[VICTORY]

[amodernman]

[ONE DAY]