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[oldschoolwizard]

A little bit dusty, you say? You're not going to need a dust rag to clean me off as much as an industrial-sized vacuum cleaner, just saying.

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[emptynight]

Did you just obliquely ask your mun to suck you, Harry?

[oldschoolwizard]

[Line-facing forever.] Only you would go there, Thomas.

More like 'bite me.'

[emptynight]

Only me? You have far too much faith in the Internet, bro.

I think the Red Court tried.

[oldschoolwizard]

Right, because your incredibly warped particular perspective is so common after all.

And look how that turned out. (Fair warning, mun.)

[emptynight]

[A chuckle.] No wonder you're so happy. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the Internet.

[He smiles sharply at that.] Pretty sure threatening genocide on your mun isn't actually going to help with the whole 'existing' thing.

[oldschoolwizard]

One of the many pluses of not getting along with technology.

I've done stupider things, trust me. [As if Thomas is going to argue with that.]

[emptynight]

[He opens his mouth to debate that. Then stops and closes his mouth again.]

You really need to rethink how you handle things when 'well I could kill the one person whose death would wipe me out of existence' isn't the stupidest thing you've done.

[oldschoolwizard]

Tell me about it.

[emptynight]

That's what I'm doing, bro. Keep up.

Or is this the whole 'repeated blunt force trauma to the head' thing catching up with you?

[oldschoolwizard]

Caught up, overtaken and sprinted clean out of sight. You might want to take your expectations down a notch? Not that I'm trying deprive you of any pleasure you get out of repeatedly telling me that I'm an idiot.

[magicalpadawan]

[Solemnly:] That's what you get for being a giant, all the dust falls on you instead of us normal-sized people.

[oldschoolwizard]

At least I could get a thank-you for keeping you dust-free.

[magicalpadawan]

[That gets a winning smile!]

Thank you, sensei.