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[drunktali]

cats

you know what i wanna do when a human complains about sneezing from a cat

clap clap clap clap

the last time a cat got onto the flotilla we had to jettison a whole section. into a sun

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[surroundedbyprimitives]

Ideally, that would be how we would solve all of our problems.

[drunktali]

javikkkk

we can jettison the grumpy bit of your personality too

[bouncytrouncy]

...wait, you didn't jettison the cat into the sun, did you?

[drunktali]

well we didn't have much choice, did we.

[bouncytrouncy]

You know you're going to hell for that, right?

[drunktali]

i'd rather go to the normandy... sigh...

So much love for this...

[childhood_surgery]

Tali'Zorah... Are you quite sure this is appropriate public behaviour?

xennnnnnnn

[drunktali]

admiral daro'xen... bosh'tet

do not worry. i am only drinking from the ad-mi-ral cabinet. which is for admirals. like me.

<3

[childhood_surgery]

Not for much longer, if you carry on like that.

[drunktali]

there's nothing wrong with a commanding officer having a tiny itty little drink.

[childhood_surgery]

One does not get intoxicated from an "itty little drink", Tali.

Have you been accessing Han'Gerrel's private reserves?

[drunktali]

Ad-mir-al cabinet.

[childhood_surgery]

Tali...

[bolastic]

[HOW DARE YOU

THAT IS HER PEOPLE]

You...You killed a cat?

[drunktali]

technically, it was the giant ball of combusting plasma.

[bolastic]

[HISSSSSSSS]

I should kill you!

[inmycycle]

I am baffled as to how you haven't fallen over and died, quarian.

[drunktali]

awwww. you do care.