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[tolaywaste]

It's kind of hilarious how off the ball you are on this. Isn't there a bandwagon you're supposed to be on? Idiot.

Go bother Iron Dick or something. I have enough to deal with.

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[these_fish]

She clearly is on the bandwagon. The awesome bandwagon.

[tolaywaste]

. . . Okay, fair. [ Grin. ] Doesn't make it any less obnoxious, though.

Mun fails at timeliness... BUT IS EXCITE!

[these_fish]

Like you haven't dealt with obnoxious before, though, right?

fjdskljf holds you close!

[tolaywaste]

No way, never.

But seriously, I should use you as my obnoxiousness shield. You could out-annoy this chick any day.

*hooooolds*

[these_fish]

I'm the one who can fly, too.

*beat*

Hey, I met your future girlfriend. Well, future-sort-of-you's girlfriend, I guess.

[tolaywaste]

You could drop her in the ocean.

. . . Wow, that's - really weird. What? What does 'sort-of-me' mean?

[these_fish]

Not until she actually transgresses. Preventative punishment is sort of a very grey area.

Alternate universes. *promptly* I've talked with Hank from there. He is still... Hank. But different things happened to him. Like it wasn't him that built Cerebro, he never worked for the US Government, all sorts of differences. And he is still blue, just kind of different-looking, too. But talking with him is exactly like talking with Hank.

*yes, Sean's eyes still glazed after a couple of sentences, too*

[tolaywaste]

Yeah, yeah.

[ He is rolling his eyes so hard right now. ] Okay, so Beast is still Beast, that's great, I'm fascinated. What about whatever-her-name-is?

[these_fish]

Green hair. Hot. Smart.

Oh, also Erik's daughter.

[tolaywaste]

Sure. Okay. Okay - what?!

[these_fish]

Hey, she asked after you as her boyfriend, so my guess is that it might be kind of serious.

[tolaywaste]

Me dating Erik's daughter sounds like the opposite of serious. Erik having a daughter sounds like the opposite of serious.

[these_fish]

*raises four fingers. Yup, four kids*

AND two grandsons, at least.

[tolaywaste]

Holy shit.

. . . Please tell me they're not Raven's.

[these_fish]

... no. Her son I've met is with Azazel.

[tolaywaste]

[ he throws his hands in the air in an 'OKAY I GIVE UP ON LIFE' kind of gesture. ]

Sean, I am halfway convinced you're fucking with me right now.

[these_fish]

... Kurt is blue, with yellow eyes, black hair, prehensile tail, and can teleport. What do you think? He can't shapeshift, though.

Apparently, Erik and Raven don't get along quite that well in the other universe.

Of course, two of Erik's children - the twins, Wanda controls reality and Pietro is a speedster - are not from the same place as Wanda's twin sons - Billy controls reality and Tommy is - you guessed it - a speedster. Except apparently people from that universe are not really strangers to dealing with alternate versions of themselves of something.

And, hey, the first place I went, I was almost first greeted by somebody telling me he banged my daughter, so you are still having it easy. *yes, Deadpool, thank you.*

[tolaywaste]

Okay, okay, I'm convinced. Except maybe about that last part? God wouldn't let you have a child, he's not that cruel.

[these_fish]

... very funny, Summers.

[tolaywaste]

Thanks, you're too kind.

[blueandproud]

You haven't seen anything yet.

[tolaywaste]

Probably not. I feel like some of this stuff makes our lives look normal.

[blueandproud]

Really normal.

Compared to the stuff I'm seeing now? We might as well have been the Smith family on an innocent vacation.

[tolaywaste]

Oh, awesome. Peachy. I'm excited.

[blueandproud]

It's better than getting blown up, at least.

[tolaywaste]

That's . . . not really a glowing recommendation.

I've been looking for castmates, where are you all? xD

[iprefermagneto]

You're making a lot of excuses, that isn't like you.

rewatching and becoming re-obsessed, apparently! :> where are you at?

[tolaywaste]

You're not stabbing anyone in the back, that isn't like you.

I am over at Amatomnes! The evil sex island. >>

[iprefermagneto]

You had your choice, either stay with the human scum and die or join your fellow mutants and rise up against those who wish to destroy us.

ooh. why am i so scared of sex games tho ;;

[tolaywaste]

Yeah, well, I haven't been destroyed yet. I'm okay with my choice.

Awha, they aren't for everyone, but Amat is a great balance between plot and sexiness for me.

[iprefermagneto]

If you're not with us then by definition you are our enemies. We will hold not quarter against you and your pathetic human race you call 'friends'.

well i will definitely take a look at it. an erik is so tempting~

[tolaywaste]

Better hope you didn't train us too well, then.

Always nice to see ANYONE from the cast for me tbh! ><

[iprefermagneto]

I am not worried, more mutants will join my cause soon enough and crush all those who resist us, even Charlie's precious 'X-men'.

true, there should be more of us!

[tolaywaste]

Don't count on it.

Anddddd howwwww.

[iprefermagneto]

Just you wait and see little Alex.