Muse has a few words for mun

[cosmic_employer]

Mun_dane it seems like ^only yester_day since we've _met. Oh ^we've met _before, though your ^memory fails to re_collect.

Very im^pressive work you _have done in such a great amount of ^time. In _fact I feel you are ^deserving of a great _employment opportunity.

But ^if you feel _inadequate for the ^job, I will first process a few _other potential ^applicants and maybe _then we can ^reach a deal of sorts. But please do _not waste ^time, my _employers can get im^patient.

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[testsubject1498]

[cosmic_employer]

[The tests don't know jack squat.]

Oh ^yes the test subject from _Aperture.

I have a ^feeling you will _have a nice ^histtory with my _employ

[testsubject1498]

[Uhhhh-huh. And Chell feels that she'll be as cooperative with you as she was with GLaDOS. Does he want to put that to the test?]

[vance_prime]

...you.

[cosmic_employer]

Alyx Vance.

_Apologies for my ^timely arrival, _{but, Gor^don and his services are required.}

[vance_prime]

[ BULLETS. FOR YOU. IN THE FACE. ]

[acts_of_gord]

ಠ_ಠ

[cosmic_employer]

_{Gordon Freeman}.

I do hope you are ^enjoying your _vacation