i haven't even finished reviewing yet

[cant_be_tamed]

...Nah, I don't mind helping out at that Tower place. Sounds like they need it.

[That is, if he's right about almost everyone there not being able to handle a "blackout", whatever that is. Really, if it's a matter of no "climate control" or "electric lights" or nobody around to just serve him food or take out his trash, it sounds...nor...mal? To him? And that's with the monsters, which is the only thing he gets that a lot of people might not be used to. Really now, doesn't anyone there know how to fish? There's a lake on one of the floors, right?]

But, uh...you and your friend.

Could y'all stop calling me "Snoopy"?

I don't even know who that is...

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[sky_child]

She keeps calling me Shortcake. And she doesn't even like Scrapper! Why does she keep acting like him...?

[cant_be_tamed]

[Must...refrain from...commenting.]

I can kinda see the point with telling us apart when they're talking, but...

[It's...apt???]

[sky_child]

Why "Shortcake"?

And...who's Snoopy?

[cant_be_tamed]

...Couldn't tell ya.

And the Snoopy thing...I dunno, but it sounds like a dog's name, which...come on.

Yeah, dog jokes. Hah hah hah. [The laughter being completely monotone.]

[sky_child]

[ Shortcake refrains from commenting on the dog joke thing and may look a little shifty and trying to keep that slight quirk at the edge of his lips from turning into anything vaguely resembling a grin. ]

...yeah, I guess...

[cant_be_tamed]

...What?

[He saw that...]

OH HEY it's that one guy from that one game who fucks everything up

[lostwanderer]

At least you're glad to be going somewhere else...

_{Why couldn't she just leave me behind...}

[cant_be_tamed]

...Problems?

[This sounds like the beginning of a sidequest, to be perfectly frank.]

[lostwanderer]

...Spoken like someone who doesn't know what problems are.

*seriously do you not see the whole demonic-looking thing going on here.*

[cant_be_tamed]

[Wow that...sounds a bit...self-involved of you??]

Uh, I'm pretty sure everyone's got problems, sir.

[lostwanderer]

*oh hey someone notices*

Has someone you cared about more than anything in the world been ripped away from you, forever?

[cant_be_tamed]

...Not forever, but there was this scary moment when I thought that was gonna happen, yeah.

[warriorscribe]

You're going there, too?

*Right, this is Armaros's mundane, he shouldn't be too terribly surprised they're looking at the same places...he just hasn't been in the best state of mind to really consider that until forced to.*

...You do realize that going there means the destruction of your world?

[cant_be_tamed]

Mmn. [He is, yes.]

Well, they could be lying about that. Or, I guess the "official" thing is that they're trying to restore the worlds, but I'm not gonna trust anyone there as far as I can throw a Goron, y'know?

[What...does that turn of phrase mean?]

It'll be fine. [Nods sagely, yes.]

[warriorscribe]

Given the hiatus rules, I'm not sure of it. *At least that's a feasible defense mechanism once they're in. If he just tells himself they're lying...

He nods wordlessly at Link's optimism. Yeah. Everything will be fine. No problem, right?*

[cant_be_tamed]

[Right!! It also helps that it's an actual Thing that his spirit is unbreakable. Thanks, Goddesses.]

Even then, there's...someone there I know who's looking to start trouble.

[Can't abide by that, of course.]

[warriorscribe]

*Whereas Enoch's is only...very strong. And more or less implied to break later, to boot. ...Literally break.*

I see. That's...a reason to go there. While I...can only hope they're lying. If my former game's setting is destroyed then...

*...don't get into this state in front of someone else, Enoch. You know better.*

...Our mundanes look for opportunities like this, it seems.

Excuse my lack of icons.

[twili]

Rushing off into danger again?

[She's so not surprised.]

s'cool s'cool

[cant_be_tamed]

It's not like it's any different then- [.......uh.

Wow, okay, he knows this is totally Midna but, uh....his voice kind of catches in his throat and he stares because yeah, he never saw her like this yet.]

[twili]

Before?

[If there was any reason to doubt that it was her the impish laugh that follows should only confirm it's her.]

Kukukukuku~. Well, you are the 'Chosen Hero' after all.

[As for the surprised look on his face - welp, she finds that rather amusing.]

Surprised to see me, Link?

[cant_be_tamed]

...

[Say something, you idiot.]

Ah...surprised is a good word for it, yeah...

[twili]

[She's used to this reaction, it never ceases to amuse her.]

Surprised? Ah ~ am I too beautiful words?

[The line never gets old.]

[outforheroblood]

Well...it is what you are.

*says the voice right next to Link's ear*

oh whoops i didn't see this sorry

[cant_be_tamed]

[Oh what in Farore's name-

He whips around and stares at...whoever...this is.]

[outforheroblood]

*hi Lank. Don't mind her licking her lips and staring at you like you're a piece of meat.*

You snoop around getting into everyone's business but your own. Hardly the actions of a proper gentleman.