Finally escaping headspace at long last.

[idkfusrodahdova]

Please mundane, stop it with those absurd jokes on taking an arrow to the knee. We all know that while some of the guard's statements come off as strange, they are not that funny.

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So says the immortal.

[idkfusrodahdova]

[Pff, and? They like hearing stories of there old master.]

[And perhaps it is.]

And here I thought you liked talking.

Who do you think has to worry about finding replacements?

[elderspeaksfirst]

[This is why they let you up here, isn't it? How much have you told them?!]

[...Th-that's not fair. You can't tempt him that way.]

Are there not other matters on which you would hold tinvaak?

[It's your old friend, Delaying Tactic Question!]

The Gray beards, who will pass the job on to the Dovahkiin, who will jackass around for a while.

[idkfusrodahdova]

[Naturally! You never call and you never write! And the really question is, what hasn't he told them.]

[Sure he can! He is Dovahkiin!]

No. Shouldn't you be answering anything that I ask of you? [Like a good little NPC.]

Hence his backup plan of 'recruit all the surviving dragons'.

[elderspeaksfirst]

[You know, they're welcome any time they want to Shout their way up through the deadly high-altitude ice path...]

[Go on a quest for him then.] Naan? That is a great deal to ask, even for a Dovahkiin. Nuz... still. It may be wise to tell you of the Thu'um's misuse, so that you may avoid it.

Like that will ever work, best just sticking with the Dovahkiin.

[idkfusrodahdova]

[Yeah, 80+ year old men dressed in bathrobes climbing a mountain.]

[He only has the main questline though.]

Really? Then perhaps I will listen. [Or perhaps he'll just wander off and leave you on your lonely mountain top.]

The Dovahkiin better get a move on, he's got all these grey robes on order.

[elderspeaksfirst]

[If they haven't learned to bend physics by now, what has he taught them?]

[Well if he'd known you were going to be so demanding he'd have come up with something.]

Wo yah nuz vofen siiv? Why ask if not to listen? [You invoke dragon storytelling time, mister, you are going to get it.] To begin with, one should not use Ice Form on another's kill when they try to eat.