mun is taking fiiiive-EVAH to finish this application (canon: deadly premonition)

[policebrand]

Taking things slow, are we? Well that's no problem, Zach and I are in no rush. It's a nice break in between all of the hustle and bustle of work. It's no lush countryside but it will have to do.

But tell you to 'hurry up'? No...I am in no position to tell you such a thing. Applications are a lot like...baking. Yes. You need to know the right ingredients into what makes a delectable pastry as well as know how long you need to keep it in oven so it comes out just right. And you know how particular I am with my sweets. Our time will eventually come when we will be swooped out of this space and dropped into a whole new world for the both of us to explore but until then, bake the best application you possibly can.

Comments

[yardbird]

[SQUINTS.]

You really gotta use the baking analogy, huh?

[policebrand]

I don't see why not. I think it compliments the whole 'understanding your character' concept quite well.

[Zach, I wonder what sort of baked good we would be? A danish, perhaps?]

[yardbird]

I guess, but... There are other comparisons you can make, y'know? Like, uh... a gallon of whiskey. With my name on it.

[No, really, Pendleton Whiskey is the shit.]

You're like... a couple shots of Vodka, with ice cream, Irish cream, and Kahlúa. [What Murphy is describing is the recipe to an FBI cocktail. Don't mind him.]

[policebrand]

[Okay, he can't help but chuckle at that. Good one, Pendleton.]

Well you're not too far off. I have been told I'm like carrot juice mixed in with vodka on the rocks. An unexpected choice in flavors but they go quite well together. I still haven't a clue what that says about me as a person. Perhaps it has to do with the way I think...

[What up, Agent Orange cocktail]

[yardbird]

[Ooh, he likes the sound of that.]

Huh. Haven't tried it before. Reminds me to see what I can rally up from the cabinets next time I'm in the kitchen.

[To hell with moderation -- that's what Murphy says! WOO HOO, GETTING HAMMERED IN SPACE.]

[policebrand]

I'm no connoisseur when it comes to liquor but I think I have enough knowledge to know what sort of mixes settle well with my taste buds. You on the other hand seem to have a more... primitive approach to alcohol. Not that there's anything wrong with it, of course.

[yardbird]

Hey, I'm not making any claims to fame when it comes to my tastes, either. I like what can get me drunk fast, that's all. [And after losing everything, then prison, then Silent Hill -- he needs it, okay?] Baked goods come secondary.

[policebrand]

I'm not making any judgments of the sort. It's...interesting. That's all. Baked goods are not made for everyone.

[A shame...Murphy would love Red Velvet cupcakes.]

[yardbird]

It's not that I don't like 'em. I, uh. I guess I'm just more of a pie guy, myself.

[Yeah, that's it.

[Shhh, do not bring up Red Void Velvet cupcakes, bro. Not even.]

[policebrand]

[Now you're speaking his language, Moiph!]

I never said that you did. [Alright, time for a cigarette.]

So tell me, what's your favorite pie?

[yardbird]

[Come on. Everybody loves pies.]

Well, I'm not picky, but... [He pauses.] Apple, I guess.

[policebrand]

A classic; Simple, easy to make...You can't go wrong with a warm slice of apple pie. I'm more of an apple pie man myself but any slice of pie made well would do just fine.

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[maverickhunterx]

I should use that analogy with my mun next time.

♥!

[policebrand]

If that's what it takes for your Mundane to feel less anxious about writing what essentially is an essay about yourself then by all means go ahead. I don't hold any authority to the analogies I come up with.

oh shit york

[tothesnark]

Wow. You seem really calm about this whole being controlled by some wacky higher power thing.

that's what err'body calls him 8D

[policebrand]

Should I not? I could have sworn it's perfectly normal to have one around.

man dwrp is comparatively LESS weird than greenvale

[tothesnark]

Well yeah, but I thought it was like, procedure to at least pretend we have free will.

Re: man dwrp is comparatively LESS weird than greenvale

[policebrand]

Of course. I'm right there with you. As far as I'm concerned, I'm here until further notice.