voice testing like woah.

[cockroach]

How dare you choose this username for me! It's unfathomably unsuitable and you will pay for this!

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[cockroach]

[ s-so many jades ]

Shut up Jade, this isn't perfect! I would have you know I'd much rather have 'gorgeous' or 'rose' than this!

[antiseptic]

Ah-ah, asking your mundane to mislabel you is such a terribly dishonest thing to do.

[cockroach]

It's not mislabeling! More like asking her to speak the truth!

[antiseptic]

Ah yes, Dist the Delusional has quite a nice ring to it.

[cockroach]

No it does not!

[antiseptic]

My my, how picky. What about Dist the Repetitive?

[cockroach]

What about Jade the Obsessed.

[antiseptic]

I'm wounded. I wouldn't stoop so low as to steal your title.

[cockroach]

Ha! As if. You forget which of us is always coming after whom.

[antiseptic]

Indeed. You would make quite a charming puppy, although your excessive clinginess would put prospective owners off.

lmao that face.

[cockroach]

What do you mean-- I'm not excessively clingy!

huehuehue

[antiseptic]

Oh, my apologies. "Irritatingly clingy" is the better description.

[cockroach]

Oh! Truly you're impossible. I don't know why I even bother.

[antiseptic]

I'm afraid I have no idea either. [SHRUG.] Oh well, I suppose it's natural for you. You've never learnt to let go, have you?

[cockroach]

As opposed to you learning to forget too quickly.

[antiseptic]

She's dead, Saphir.

[cockroach]

No one is truly dead in our world.

[antiseptic]

[It doesn't matter. Not really. Dist always was the stubborn, obsessed fool, and Jade knows that words wouldn't be enough to convince him.]

[So back to mocking it is.]

Dist the Delusional it is.