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[onthesideoftheangels]

This again? Wonderful. Oh, and I see you've redecorated in here- brought in some new lodgers, to continue the metaphor. That woman, that- other woman, a werewolf- can't hear myself think. Doesn't your mind have walls?

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[onthesideoftheangels]

Which is how I know it's not literally true.

[We are not reminiscing about the good old exceedingly sticky and covered in dead insects days, Mycroft. Sherlock refuses.]

Hardly the point, anyway. Manners are tedious, impossible to keep up for long, sooner or later I'd get bored and we'd have a lovely soap opera moment of you're not who I thought you were- not worth my time.

[diogenesis]

[ Mycroft is more than happy to abandon that topic. Ugh. He was finding bugs in Sherlock's hair for days. ]

She knows exactly who you are. The point is in the gesture. Don't be stubborn.

In the meantime, I may be able to offer some tips regarding how to better get along with one of your roommates.

[onthesideoftheangels]

Oh, of course. The woman. You've been getting rather chummy.

Heartwarming, really.

[diogenesis]

Don't force me to employ another adage, Sherlock, it's incredibly tiresome.

[onthesideoftheangels]

Perhaps you should stop doing things which can be summed up in cliches.

Cocktails, Mycroft, really?

[...okay Irene is probably going to be the one drinking cocktails. Nonetheless.]

[diogenesis]

You can't say it's cliché of me.

[onthesideoftheangels]

Nnnno, just of the lifestyle.

[Sherlock Holmes, behave yourself.]

Well, I'm sure she'll appreciate it. You could go clubbing after.

[That's not behaving yourself :c]

[diogenesis]

I'm afraid Ms. Adler doesn't work at the club any longer. She has a private dungeon now.

[ unfortunately for Sherlock, Mycroft's trolling has leveled up in Baedal. ]

[onthesideoftheangels]

How cosy.

[introducing Sherlock's every side eye]

[diogenesis]

She says the same thing... [ u n s u r e ]

[ but also still trollin ]

[onthesideoftheangels]

I'm sure she does.

[...okay in the war of Irene vs Mycroft, Sherlock is totally on Irene's side. Grinning.]

Was that over one of your heartfelt text exchanges, or companionable drinks?

[diogenesis]

[ okay now frowny-face makes an appearance. ]

I can assure you my texts are far from heartfelt.

[onthesideoftheangels]

No? I've been hearing a different story from her.

Not that that carries any guarantee of truth, but at least her retelling was more interesting.