Airbaby Babble

[noindoorvoice]

Mun! Mun! It's weird that you're so upset about this one. Nothing bad happened, right? Right? It's just going to be all exciting magical adventures with everybody at the Temple from now on! Korra and Mako can have their love bloom into sunbeams, and Meelo can be near Asami, and we can see all the good stuff without having to wait for Korra to tell us! She never says all the really good parts anyway.

Do you think Asami will let me drive her Satomobile? Do you think Daddy will let me drive the Satomobile? Bolin isn't as tall as I thought so I see why Korra isn't going out with him now. He's still super cute though, but not as cute as Pabu. Do you think Pabu will sleep in my room if I feed him? Do you think he'd like an AirScooter? Do you think fire ferrets and flying lemurs can make babies? That would be the cuties animal in the history of ever!

Mun? Mun?

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[noindoorvoice]

Then he and Naga can get married!

[bolinthedeep]

[Okay this conversation is getting progressively what.]

...married? But why does HE need to be the princess?

[noindoorvoice]

Naga has bigger teeth so she's the brave warrior. Pabu is cute and fluffy so he's the princess! And they have to get married because none of the lemurs will hold still enough for the ceremony!

[bolinthedeep]

Maybe no one has to be the princess! Maybe they an just be good friends!

Wait did you say lemurs?

[noindoorvoice]

But they have to! For the good of their people! And then Naga can turn into the moon of romance! Then Korra will have to use Oogi to get around but that would be okay because Mako will help.

Right! The ring-tailed lemurs are super fun but they aren't the marrying kind. We've got lots of them.

[bolinthedeep]

But if Naga turns into the moon Pabu will have a broken heart!

Yeah lemurs aren't really the marrying type...

[noindoorvoice]

Yeah! But he'll be a stronger princess for it and then he'll have all the fan girls!

Lemurs don't like dress up either. Only flying and fruit.

[bolinthedeep]

[Fan girls? Kid what are you on.]

Well Pabu has all the fan he needs! I don't Korra would really appreciate the pet-polarbeardog-becoming-the-moon-after-a-marriage thing.

Well maybe Pabu's part lemur.

[noindoorvoice]

[She means Kyoshi Warriors but shh. She is on sparkles and rainbows and true love forever!]

Korra's too busy being in love with Mako to worry too much. And Naga can still visit! Pabu is too pretty not to have a billion fangirls! All of them! And then you can marry Asami!

He's a ferret. Jinora said.

[bolinthedeep]

[WHAT. Okay can he bend himself off a cliff?]

No wait, Asami is MAKO'S girlfriend. Mako's! And uh just because Korra's got some feelings for Mako doesn't mean she won't notice. So um maybe if you keep the pairing down to a minimum...that'd be great.

[noindoorvoice]

Asami is a pretty princess and should be with a boy who compliments her or maybe Justice! You're not getting any younger!

[She claps. She doesn't really know what that means but it sounds nice.]

[bolinthedeep]

Well I think I should decide who I'm with, or-or maybe I don't want to see anyone! Yeah, there's that.

[noindoorvoice]

Won't you be lonely?

[bolinthedeep]

Maybe, but I'm just waiting for the right girl--you know, the right girl who isn't in love with their big bro.

[noindoorvoice]

Who's tall and pretty and strong?