Airbaby Babble

[noindoorvoice]

Mun! Mun! It's weird that you're so upset about this one. Nothing bad happened, right? Right? It's just going to be all exciting magical adventures with everybody at the Temple from now on! Korra and Mako can have their love bloom into sunbeams, and Meelo can be near Asami, and we can see all the good stuff without having to wait for Korra to tell us! She never says all the really good parts anyway.

Do you think Asami will let me drive her Satomobile? Do you think Daddy will let me drive the Satomobile? Bolin isn't as tall as I thought so I see why Korra isn't going out with him now. He's still super cute though, but not as cute as Pabu. Do you think Pabu will sleep in my room if I feed him? Do you think he'd like an AirScooter? Do you think fire ferrets and flying lemurs can make babies? That would be the cuties animal in the history of ever!

Mun? Mun?

Comments

[probendingavatar]

[Yeah, can someone come shoot her now.]

That was before I got to know her! [It's called jealousy, Ikki.]

[noindoorvoice]

I know! Now that we know she's a pretty princess we can help her make friends and braid her hair and she can help you get Mako!

[probendingavatar]

[That's a very tempting offer. Noooo, Korra will not get in the way.]

N-no, we can't. Mako's happy with her, and I'm fine with it, okay?

[noindoorvoice]

Then why did you make your angry face when I told her?

[probendingavatar]

[FOR THE LOVE OF... taking a breath here.] Because Asami doesn't... really need to know that. It might make things awkward between all of us.

[sob at least Asami isn't mad or anything.]

[noindoorvoice]

Will not!

[probendingavatar]

Will so.

[noindoorvoice]

Will not! You're gonna be like Mom and Dad!

[probendingavatar]

Will so! And it'll get even worse if you keep talking!

[noindoorvoice]

Will not times infinity plus iceberg!

[probendingavatar]

--you can't add an iceberg!

[noindoorvoice]

I can too! It means a really long time!

[probendingavatar]

Then just say a really long time!

[noindoorvoice]

I did! You're just being crabby!

[probendingavatar]

I'm not being-- [Yes you are.] Mako and I don't need to be a couple, okay? He's fine with Asami, and I'm okay with that. Really!

And we can stop this conversation now.

[noindoorvoice]

It's not fair!

[probendingavatar]

Not everything in life is fair, okay?? Just calm down, Ikki.

[jkdvdsjbdkfjg that icon.]

[noindoorvoice]

[That icon sparks a rant!]

My Mun said that this episode was sad and then she wouldn't tell me how and so I fixed it by talking to Mako and telling him that you liked him and now you won't say you like him even though Mom said you could and Mako only answered one question even though I answered all of Bolins!

[probendingavatar]

[ffff yes it does. And now Korra's thinking about that episode. And not being happy.]

It's... going to be a tough time for my friends. [dvzndgn REWIND.] Wait, you told Mako?! Why!?

[noindoorvoice]

I had to ask him if you'd had True Love's kiss yet!

[probendingavatar]

... you did WHAT!? [DEAR SPIRITS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IKKI ARE YOU INSANE.]

Th-that's something WAY too personal to ask! You can't just do that!

[noindoorvoice]

He said he didn't know. He only sighed.

[probendingavatar]

[Silent thank you for Mako.]

He didn't. And he won't. That's that.

[noindoorvoice]

Does that mean you did?

Also GranGran says you need a nap.

[probendingavatar]

[vkszngkjszbgskvbszjbgszbg] NO. No I didn't.

--wait, Katara does? Why?